«Answer It or Eat It» #2: Rainbow Six Lore Show
Nov 2, 2020 15:30 · 2453 words · 12 minute read
I think they are tasty. It has pirate cola and pirate rum flavors! Licorice, pineapple, earwax… Orange, watermelon, baby diaper… This time it’s more interesting tastes! Hello everyone, dear friends! We continue to film Answer it or Eat It show that we’ve actually created over 6 months ago. This is episode #2. — You’re doing a productive job! — Hello everyone. So, your task, guys We have so-called ugly lollipops here on this plate. And there’s two options: it could be a normal candy or some kind of atrocity.
00:40 - Here are the flavours: Earwax, cherry, earthworm, mint, baby diaper Apple, licorice, cola, pirate rum, pineapple, black pepper Watermelon, catfood, pear, rotten eggs. — And orange. — So cool! You know the rules. You keep answering my questions one after another If you answer correctly you just pass, if you answer wrong you have to eat a candy. — I’m almost sleeping! — Ok, let’s start. — This operator… — Who’s answering first? Why are you shaking? Let’s use scissors first like the real men. Easy! Won it first time in my life! You pick who’s first then. I’ve heard the question so it’s your turn. First question for JoyStiCK. Everything is heard clearly.
01:44 - Be like Scyther, eat the pies without any sound. This operator is a target for jokes about his short height. —Doki? — Mozzie? That’s right! Eat dirt, dan! I’ll do it for you. I wanted just to take some randomly. Eat the green one. It’s apple or black pepper. — It’s easy. — Light. I’d say light. Coca-Cola Light! — I don’t understand. — Give it up, he’s got COVID. Oh yeah, I can’t feel the taste. I can’t feel the taste. What are we gonna do? What do you mean? I’m feeling flavours badly. It seems like apple. — It’s not the black pepper definitely.
— Next! 02:31 - — Who is the oldest operator of Rainbow Six? The most aged agent? — Kaid! — Nope. — But who? Is is Maestro? Sam “Zero” Fisher. — Wow, he’s old! — He is 63 years old. Why the hell is he shooting cameras? He has to be retired by now! You both need to eat 1 candy each. Earwax or orange? Hmmm. Do it! Well? It’s an orange. Hardcore! This was for me. You have to eat it too. No, that was my question, my turn to eat. You’ve answered and I did not. I’ll eat. You’ve eaten orange for nothing. What’s that? There is no color for that. Why didn’t you eat? You’ve answered wrong, dummy. I’m doing it now! Why is it black and here it’s like purple? I don’t understand the taste. I guess you need someone else for this task. Which operator is capable of…
Damn it! 03:36 - Who is the operator responsible for new weapons and gadgets? Dan will answer — No, it’s for JoyStiCK! — Our host is a real clown. — I know. It’s very easy. — No, you don’t! — Really easy. Easiest! Melusi? — I know the answer. It’s Mira! — Correct. — It’s because of her phrases? — No, she’s present in all videos and she’s creating stuff all the time. — You don’t watch R6 cinematics? — I don’t. — Well, so do I. — What’s this colour? Pear? — Looks more like dark blue. Pear or rain worm.
04:22 - The colours are really nice, whoever made this candies — here’s my like. — Pear. — So easy? Well then. This operator professionally played on NFL. Such easy task. American football? It’s Castle. Correct. No one has to eat candy. — It’s boring! — Eat it already. If he answered correctly, my time to eat lollipop. If he’s mistaken, it’s his turn to eat it. Eat one more. We are changing the rules on the go. Like the first episode of show. We were eating much of candies back then. Black pepper or apple. Can you inderstand it immediately? I can’t, might be a problem with me. — It’s black pepper. — You got it so fast? — Yeah. — I can’t say they are — Hardcore? They are not hard at all. Danila’s score is now 2 points. Question for JoyStiCK.
05:24 - Who is the operator with weapon called Shumikha? Shumikha? Nice one. Mihail Shumov. — Kali? — Why are so dumb, bro?! Do you know what Shumikha is? Do you have any idea? Can you understand it? Any ideas? You know? You wonder? — Tell me your version then. — I dunno. I guess it’s something like Ela’s trap. It’s weapon! — Yeah, it’s weapon. — What the hell. What’s the answer? Tachanka. Oh really? Well, I don’t care, I’ll just eat these more. Next question is for Dan. What’s the name for Ace’s breach rounds? — Selma. — Correct. JoyStiCK’s time to feed. — He’s playing Ace for 200 million years.
06:26 - — What’s the game for Twitch’s drone? Twitch drone. You’re good! — It’s called shockbot. — Nope, Twitch drone. — Only certain people use this name… — I’ve got awful taste in my mouth. — What did you pick? — Dunno. I’ve got baby diaper. Real nice. I won’t eat it anymore. Our contestants continue to miss the opportunities to score. Am I right? — He answered! Selma. — Oh, I see. Third score then. Our host is really some kind of dumbest clown. Next one for JoyStiCK. What was the year when Operation Chimera released? — I need to name just a year? It’s 2018 then. — Correct! You’re quite something! Pick it randomly.
07:26 - — No, we have a competition here! — Our competition is to eat everything. — We’ll do it after the show alltogether. It’s cola, tasty. Next! These sweets are not so bad. Nothing hardcore about it. — Until you get baby diaper. — Yeah, that’s when the bad things start. Second point goes to JoyStiCK. Dan, you’re next! Operation Phantom Sight release date? Oh yeah, bro! — And the year was… — 2019 — Correct! — Suprisingly. You’re good, let me eat something. Do we have catfood or mint here? What kind of lollipop was this? — So, white is yellow? — Hey, here’s deep blue. Nevermind. Keep going. Time to answer questions. It’s the heaviest fighter of Rainbow Six. Name it. — Who’s the best heavyweight? — (dan) I am! — There’s one muscular male there… — What are you talking about? Try to remember the pretty lady.
08:41 - — You think it’s Mamacita? — Pretty woman is the heaviest among them. — Fine. Gridlock! And now what I’ve really wanted to answer. It’s Sledge. Nope. It’s Oryx. But he’s on weight. Oh, he’s weighty! And Gridlock was the heaviest op before Oryx. You can’t count Oryx. He’s not heavyweight. He’s just ate a lot of chicken. His weight is 286 pounds. He’s just broke the weighting scales. He had many heavy stuff in his pockets. If you’ll count the ammunition as weight, then one of the heaviest would be Montagne with his shield. It would be Monty for sure. — Eat it already. — Why? Well, ok. — We both gave wrong answers. I wasn’t answering! — You said Gridlock! — I was silent! But if you’d answered that, you would not say Oryx.
So eat it then! 09:42 - I’ve got cherry this time. Lucky because the opposite taste was rotten eggs. Let’s go on, guys. This guy loves pizza so much he become the pizza himself. This is so hard. I dunno. What’s the answer? So hard… Maybe it’s Mozzie? Correct. — You should eat. — Let’s do this. If you taste cola and then rum you’re a real pirate. I didn’t get anything bad except diapers. The worst things here are diapers and rotten eggs. Catfood as well! Dan has 5 points and JoyStiCK only 2 points. You’re worthless, bro.
10:33 - You have to answer it correctly this time! JoyStiCK, your turn. What’s the name for Sam Fisher’s gadget? Oh, really? How could you know not of such things? It’s basic knowledge. Wall spider! — Hardcore. — I don’t know! I’m waiting for your version. You’re telling me I’m winning because of easy questions? You’re telling me I’m lucky, right? Pizza operator, seriously? Or what’s the name for Ace charges? And you: what’s the name for Zero’s charge? Great question! There are so many people playing Zero! It’s called the Eye (Oko). — Nope. — I was just kidding. — So what it’s called? — Argus. — Anus? — No, Argus. So sad it’s not Anus. Disappointing. You ate it? — I’ve eaten everything.
— We are just having snacks while answering questions. Next one for Dan. These two ops have the same surname. Bosak! Was it an easy question? No, it was so hard! The only two sisters in the game, what surname do they have! I didn’t knew that! So you didn’t know that Ela is Bosak? You should have heard the questions I’ve had previously. I just don’t make any mistakes while answering easy questions. Are you in tilt again? — Not at all. — Are you unhappy with results? — No, I’m just waiting for you to answer questions like how many fingers does this operator have on his feet.
12:21 - — JoyStiCK doesn’t know gadgets well, it seems. — I’m in deep ass. — He doesn’t know anyhing. He knows nothing, absolute zero. What’s the name of JoyStiCK greatest fan among EUL casters? Good luck. What’s her name? I know her name, I know. There are two casters. Geo and Jess. That’s right. Geometrics. First one was correct. — Geometrics is a boy! — Whatever. I thought Fluke! I have the answer: Geo or Geometric. — Stop hating the cameraman already. — Geometrics is the player! — We’ll count it as the correct answer. — Do it already. — Yuck! — Whaaat? I’ve had the worst taste. What’s that aroma? — Blue. Catfood. — Yummy! Love it so much.
13:24 - Very good! — Me and cat prefer to eat lots of these. It’s so tasty and delicious. — It’s the worst! — No, it’s the beast treat! You just can’t taste the real flavour. Ate 20 of those. Give me the question, I’ll answer it with no sweat. Danila, do you play as Melusi? — Yeah. — Is that the whole question? Congrats, you’re the best! Nice one! Another question for you then. What’s the unique weapon of Sam Zero Fisher? Something like R 309. Wrong, but you’ve got 2 numbers correctly. Ok, this one was hard. JoyStiCK, you don’t know it as well? Have a candy, both of you! So, you know something about Melusi? What’s her gadgets called? Such an easy question! Driller, Triangle, Samsa-food. — Who’s calling it Samsa? VP? — Always. — Do you know it? — Nope. — How can you be so dumb? So ignorant? And then he tells that questions were bad. Banshee. — Hard! — Don’t count it as correct answer. — Count it anyway. He’s so worthless. Give him at least half-point! — I’ll mark 0.5 score, fine.
14:54 - Is there anyone who remember gadget names? — Nice name. Banshee. I like it. — Then why didn’t you answered the Sam Fisher’s gadget? — Argus! — You’re good. — August. This is becoming too chaotic, silence! I don’t like this chaos. Next one for you, Dan. Who had missed it’s ACOG for MP5 to prevent spawpeeking? You’ve been guided to the correct answer. Too many people playing with MP5. I can’t remember actually. Echo, Doc, Rook. MP5 users? You’ve counted too many. Who would I score that answer? Let me be loud and clear.
15:38 - Because there was one update where they took ACOG away from few people. Is that really so? I dunno, I don’t play R6. — Doc, I guess. — Right! And Danila gets one more point. This time it’s hard question. — And why is it my turn again? — There are two of these. — Oh, fine. In arabic his name means Iron Sword. Who’s that operator? You can think about it because this question is hard. — Kaid? — No. — I don’t have any other options. — Nomad? — Still no. — Maestro? — He’s not arabic. — You’ve run out of tries. You both take one more candy each, eat it and listen for the right answer. Actually it’s Oryx. — He’s again…
— Goddamn Oryx! 16:39 - No one knows a bit about him. What kind of Arab is he? He’s just Chechen who roams the map and strikes the hatches. Hard one for Dan. On Swahili language — You know it, right? — Learned it in school. it’s a derived from the Swahili phrase “wa maji” which means “of water”, referencing Wamai’s naval background Wamai! Right! Get lost! — Iron sword on arabic… — And I’ve got waterman! Oryx has nothing related to sword, even on his operator picture. Wamai as well.
He has no aqualung on his profile! 17:15 - The last one is for JoyStiCK, it should be easy. What was the year of Operation Velvet Shell debut? Good one. 2017! That’s correct. Our game has come to it’s end. Official ending. Eating candies, that’s good for you. I’ve lost, it’s really bad. And the final score is: Dan — 8 points Joy — 4.5 points I can feel this rotten taste in my mouth. — Tasty, ain’t it? — It’s as awful as possible! We are leaving bootcamp soon. Let’s talk about our prize. The prize is something for you to eat. It’s Russian Ramen soup.
18:01 - I’d eat that right away! Though I do have a burger. It’ll help you to replace that awful taste from lollipops. — You can share it with your friend. — Let’s prepare our meal with Maxim. One meal for three people. Maxim. I have a serious complaint for you. Be sure to add this to final cut. If the next time our soup won’t be beefy, we wouldn’t play your game. I’ve bought it for myself 3 weeks ago. But it was left unnoticed. What’s this? It’s not even Doshirak, you’ve cheated us! It’s Dom Shim. This is it. The game’s over. Bye-bye, see you next time! Be sure to subscribe his Insta, my Insta and every other important link! Don’t forget to press the bell. And subscribe… I’ve told that already. And wait for new video. Is it out yet? Nope. Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Bring it to me. Bye everyone! Oh shi………….. .