Low Budget Fortnite | Chapter 2 Season 6 | Compilation

Jun 1, 2021 17:23 · 5277 words · 25 minute read

​​​ ​*unstable peter point noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​*unstable peter point noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: the zero point is imploding!​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: the zero point is imploding!​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: we lost control​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: we lost control​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: save yourself!​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: save yourself!​ ​ ​​​ ​if i don’t stop this, it could destroy all existence​ ​ ​​​ ​if i don’t stop this, it could destroy all existence​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: you have your orders, now get out of there​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: you have your orders, now get out of there​ ​ ​​​ ​im gonna do what we should have done from the very start​ ​ ​​​ ​im gonna do what we should have done from the very start​ ​ ​​​ ​im going to THE 7​ ​ ​​​ ​im going to THE 7​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: you took an oath​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: you took an oath​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: you’ve betraying everything we worked for!​ ​ ​​​ ​doctor slone: you’ve betraying everything we worked for!​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAaa​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAaa​ ​ ​​​ ​NO!​ ​ ​​​ ​NO!​ ​ ​​​ ​im gonna need that​ ​ ​​​ ​im gonna need that​ ​ ​​​ ​get… over. . here​ ​ ​​​ ​get… over. . here​ ​ ​​​ ​Gotcha!​ ​ ​​​ ​Gotcha!​ ​ ​​​ ​HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​aaaaaAAAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​aaaaaAAAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAaaaa​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAaaaa​ ​ ​​​ ​oof​ ​ ​​​ ​oof​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ pancake music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ pancake music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ pancake music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ pancake music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*angry pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​*angry pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ P A N C A K E music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ P A N C A K E music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*peter point hates pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​*peter point hates pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​b u t t e r​ ​ ​​​ ​b u t t e r​ ​ ​​​ ​*sad pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​*sad pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ the end ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ the end ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​the man behind the peter point​ ​ ​​​ ​the man behind the peter point​ ​ ​​​ ​bonk​ ​ ​​​ ​bonk​ ​ ​​​ ​what did you do to the zero point?​ ​ ​​​ ​what did you do to the zero point?​ ​ ​​​ ​jones?​ ​ ​​​ ​jones?​ ​ ​​​ ​*jones’ pancaked*​ ​ ​​​ ​*jones’ pancaked*​ ​ ​​​ ​Jones!​ ​ ​​​ ​Jones!​ ​ ​​​ ​What did you do to the Zero Point?​ ​ ​​​ ​What did you do to the Zero Point?​ ​ ​​​ ​yep.

gotcha​ ​ ​​​ ​yep. gotcha​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAA?!​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAA?!​ ​ ​​​ ​*big ugly flower*​ ​ ​​​ ​*big ugly flower*​ ​ ​​​ ​that’s it!​ ​ ​​​ ​that’s it!​ ​ ​​​ ​take the rift device and close that portal​ ​ ​​​ ​take the rift device and close that portal​ ​ ​​​ ​mem!​ ​ ​​​ ​mem!​ ​ ​​​ ​just aim for the portal​ ​ ​​​ ​just aim for the portal​ ​ ​​​ ​and pull the trigger​ ​ ​​​ ​and pull the trigger​ ​ ​​​ ​hmph!​ ​ ​​​ ​hmph!​ ​ ​​​ ​boring.

​ ​ ​​​ ​boring. ​ ​ ​​​ ​where you going?​ ​ ​​​ ​where you going?​ ​ ​​​ ​we got PORTALS TO CLOSE!​ ​ ​​​ ​we got PORTALS TO CLOSE!​ ​ ​​​ ​*hunter’s haven*​ ​ ​​​ ​*hunter’s haven*​ ​ ​​​ ​*demonic yandere ambient*​ ​ ​​​ ​*demonic yandere ambient*​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM​ ​ ​​​ ​*CHICKEN SCREAMING*​ ​ ​​​ ​*CHICKEN SCREAMING*​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks peep peep peep*​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks peep peep peep*​ ​ ​​​ ​i’ll be there my child​ ​ ​​​ ​i’ll be there my child​ ​ ​​​ ​*meat beats*​ ​ ​​​ ​*meat beats*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the rumbling*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the rumbling*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ HUNGRY ANCIENT CHICKEN MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ HUNGRY ANCIENT CHICKEN MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ BOSS MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ BOSS MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ T-MIDAS-REX MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ T-MIDAS-REX MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks t-rex language*​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks t-rex language*​ ​ ​​​ ​NNNNOo​ ​ ​​​ ​NNNNOo​ ​ ​​​ ​*scared demon face*​ ​ ​​​ ​*scared demon face*​ ​ ​​​ ​*predator’s decloaking*​ ​ ​​​ ​*predator’s decloaking*​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAAAa​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAAAa​ ​ ​​​ ​*THE VAULTING EVENT*​ ​ ​​​ ​*THE VAULTING EVENT*​ ​ ​​​ ​hahaha die trash.

​ ​ ​​​ ​hahaha die trash. ​ ​ ​​​ ​hhuh?​ ​ ​​​ ​hhuh?​ ​ ​​​ ​look!​ ​ ​​​ ​look!​ ​ ​​​ ​it’s a big dog​ ​ ​​​ ​it’s a big dog​ ​ ​​​ ​OOOOOOoH​ ​ ​​​ ​OOOOOOoH​ ​ ​​​ ​reject anime girl, return to doowaa​ ​ ​​​ ​reject anime girl, return to doowaa​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ dramatic emotional ending music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ dramatic emotional ending music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​uh oh​ ​ ​​​ ​uh oh​ ​ ​​​ ​H​ ​ ​​​ ​H​ ​ ​​​ ​wawait​ ​ ​​​ ​wawait​ ​ ​​​ ​jones!​ ​ ​​​ ​jones!​ ​ ​​​ ​we won’t get another chance​ ​ ​​​ ​we won’t get another chance​ ​ ​​​ ​you need to~​ ​ ​​​ ​you need to~​ ​ ​​​ ​EEEEAAAAAAa​ ​ ​​​ ​EEEEAAAAAAa​ ​ ​​​ ​overload the device?!​ ​ ​​​ ​overload the device?!​ ​ ​​​ ​i’ll be trapped in the loop!​ ​ ​​​ ​i’ll be trapped in the loop!​ ​ ​​​ ​we’ll both have to find our way~​ ​ ​​​ ​we’ll both have to find our way~​ ​ ​​​ ​MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAa​ ​ ​​​ ​MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAa​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks japanese?*​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks japanese?*​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks japanese*​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks japanese*​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho… ​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho… ​ ​ ​​​ ​that’s intense​ ​ ​​​ ​that’s intense​ ​ ​​​ ​HERE​ ​ ​​​ ​HERE​ ​ ​​​ ​WE​ ​ ​​​ ​WE​ ​ ​​​ ​GO!​ ​ ​​​ ​GO!​ ​ ​​​ ​*jones flex tape the zero point*​ ​ ​​​ ​*jones flex tape the zero point*​ ​ ​​​ ​the builder. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​the builder. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​we bought him​ ​ ​​​ ​we bought him​ ​ ​​​ ​voilà​ ​ ​​​ ​voilà​ ​ ​​​ ​time to expand the cult​ ​ ​​​ ​time to expand the cult​ ​ ​​​ ​”colossal coliseum”​ ​ ​​​ ​”colossal coliseum”​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​hmmm. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​hmmm. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​*dead tree noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​*dead tree noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the scroll behind the slaughter*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the scroll behind the slaughter*​ ​ ​​​ ​COME TO PURPLE​ ​ ​​​ ​COME TO PURPLE​ ​ ​​​ ​helo​ ​ ​​​ ​helo​ ​ ​​​ ​hUH?!​ ​ ​​​ ​hUH?!​ ​ ​​​ ​i would like to purchase one coliseum​ ​ ​​​ ​i would like to purchase one coliseum​ ​ ​​​ ​?????​ ​ ​​​ ​?????​ ​ ​​​ ​*caveman calculating*​ ​ ​​​ ​*caveman calculating*​ ​ ​​​ ​can i pay with​ ​ ​​​ ​can i pay with​ ​ ​​​ ​yeh!​ ​ ​​​ ​yeh!​ ​ ​​​ ​*the sucking*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the sucking*​ ​ ​​​ ​thief!​ ​ ​​​ ​thief!​ ​ ​​​ ​*crafting*​ ​ ​​​ ​*crafting*​ ​ ​​​ ​MIDAS’ DAUGHTER’S DOOT DEVICE​ ​ ​​​ ​MIDAS’ DAUGHTER’S DOOT DEVICE​ ​ ​​​ ​JULES ACHIEVES CURSE​ ​ ​​​ ​JULES ACHIEVES CURSE​ ​ ​​​ ​now i know how dad feels everyday​ ​ ​​​ ​now i know how dad feels everyday​ ​ ​​​ ​*tape tower noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​*tape tower noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​uhh is everything ok in there?​ ​ ​​​ ​uhh is everything ok in there?​ ​ ​​​ ​with this level of entanglement, i don’t know~​ ​ ​​​ ​with this level of entanglement, i don’t know~​ ​ ​​​ ​*angry zero point noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​*angry zero point noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho… ​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho… ​ ​ ​​​ ​ok. ​ ​ ​​​ ​ok. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Cult Ma’am: huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​Cult Ma’am: huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​uhh… . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​uhh… . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​so​ ​ ​​​ ​so​ ​ ​​​ ​get​ ​ ​​​ ​get​ ​ ​​​ ​OUT​ ​ ​​​ ​OUT​ ​ ​​​ ​i wish we could​ ​ ​​​ ​i wish we could​ ​ ​​​ ​woah​ ​ ​​​ ​woah​ ​ ​​​ ​Woah​ ​ ​​​ ​Woah​ ​ ​​​ ​WOAHHHH​ ​ ​​​ ​WOAHHHH​ ​ ​​​ ​i feel like reality just doesn’t like me.

​ ​ ​​​ ​i feel like reality just doesn’t like me. ​ ​ ​​​ ​*Agent Jones didn’t stick the landing*​ ​ ​​​ ​*Agent Jones didn’t stick the landing*​ ​ ​​​ ​haHa​ ​ ​​​ ​haHa​ ​ ​​​ ​Voilà​ ​ ​​​ ​Voilà​ ​ ​​​ ​im agent​ ​ ​​​ ​im agent​ ​ ​​​ ​you… ?​ ​ ​​​ ​you… ?​ ​ ​​​ ​l o o p e r ?​ ​ ​​​ ​l o o p e r ?​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho. ​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho.

​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​you look​ ​ ​​​ ​you look​ ​ ​​​ ​AMAZING!​ ​ ​​​ ​AMAZING!​ ​ ​​​ ​i guess you’re up​ ​ ​​​ ​i guess you’re up​ ​ ​​​ ​can you handle it?​ ​ ​​​ ​can you handle it?​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks peep peep peep*​ ​ ​​​ ​*speaks peep peep peep*​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM NOM​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM NOM​ ​ ​​​ ​nevermind​ ​ ​​​ ​nevermind​ ​ ​​​ ​look sharp!​ ​ ​​​ ​look sharp!​ ​ ​​​ ​SHARP​ ​ ​​​ ​SHARP​ ​ ​​​ ​so… . ​ ​ ​​​ ​so… . ​ ​ ​​​ ​copy that​ ​ ​​​ ​copy that​ ​ ​​​ ​yep gotcha​ ​ ​​​ ​yep gotcha​ ​ ​​​ ​thats it​ ​ ​​​ ​thats it​ ​ ​​​ ​hang on​ ​ ​​​ ​hang on​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​this is fuc​ ​ ​​​ ​this is fuc​ ​ ​​​ ​Midas: hey!​ ​ ​​​ ​Midas: hey!​ ​ ​​​ ​oh how’s your day?​ ​ ​​​ ​oh how’s your day?​ ​ ​​​ ​that’s a good looks​ ​ ​​​ ​that’s a good looks​ ​ ​​​ ​really?​ ​ ​​​ ​really?​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​uhhh well done!​ ​ ​​​ ​uhhh well done!​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​OVERLOAD THE DEVICE!​ ​ ​​​ ​OVERLOAD THE DEVICE!​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​dad, wtf?​ ​ ​​​ ​dad, wtf?​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho… ​ ​ ​​​ ​oh ho ho… ​ ​ ​​​ ​Crystal the Rock: Jones!​ ​ ​​​ ​Crystal the Rock: Jones!​ ​ ​​​ ​reality is breaking down!​ ​ ​​​ ​reality is breaking down!​ ​ ​​​ ​L i s t e n T o T h e C r y s t a l S o n g​ ​ ​​​ ​L i s t e n T o T h e C r y s t a l S o n g​ ​ ​​​ ​yeet​ ​ ​​​ ​yeet​ ​ ​​​ ​*and thus the spire quests begins!*​ ​ ​​​ ​*and thus the spire quests begins!*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*tape tower noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​*tape tower noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​HEY!​ ​ ​​​ ​HEY!​ ​ ​​​ ​YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE!​ ​ ​​​ ​YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE!​ ​ ​​​ ​bruh?!​ ​ ​​​ ​bruh?!​ ​ ​​​ ​OOF​ ​ ​​​ ​OOF​ ​ ​​​ ​The Foundation: it’s not enough​ ​ ​​​ ​The Foundation: it’s not enough​ ​ ​​​ ​keep going​ ​ ​​​ ​keep going​ ​ ​​​ ​! TRADE OFFER? !​ ​ ​​​ ​! TRADE OFFER? !​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​?!​ ​ ​​​ ​?!​ ​ ​​​ ​Looper?​ ​ ​​​ ​Looper?​ ​ ​​​ ​what did you do to the zero point??​ ​ ​​​ ​what did you do to the zero point??​ ​ ​​​ ​*man hungers for zero point pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​*man hungers for zero point pancake*​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM​ ​ ​​​ ​*man learning obama’s last name*​ ​ ​​​ ​*man learning obama’s last name*​ ​ ​​​ ​*raz transforms into an ultimate being*​ ​ ​​​ ​*raz transforms into an ultimate being*​ ​ ​​​ ​he’s gotta be around here somewhere… ​ ​ ​​​ ​he’s gotta be around here somewhere… ​ ​ ​​​ ​HMm!​ ​ ​​​ ​HMm!​ ​ ​​​ ​TEA​ ​ ​​​ ​TEA​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)​ ​ ​​​ ​hmph. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​hmph. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​*cult lady’s death or something*​ ​ ​​​ ​*cult lady’s death or something*​ ​ ​​​ ​spire assassin: must protect the tape… ​ ​ ​​​ ​spire assassin: must protect the tape… ​ ​ ​​​ ​*spire assassin dies*​ ​ ​​​ ​*spire assassin dies*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ very spooky music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ very spooky music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​RAZ: HEY!​ ​ ​​​ ​RAZ: HEY!​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAwoooooooooWAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAwoooooooooWAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​oh what a disgusting little baby​ ​ ​​​ ​oh what a disgusting little baby​ ​ ​​​ ​gimme that stone​ ​ ​​​ ​gimme that stone​ ​ ​​​ ​haHA​ ​ ​​​ ​haHA​ ​ ​​​ ​sweating doesn’t work???​ ​ ​​​ ​sweating doesn’t work???​ ​ ​​​ ​Spire Assassin: IM BACK YOU DISGUSTING BEING-​ ​ ​​​ ​Spire Assassin: IM BACK YOU DISGUSTING BEING-​ ​ ​​​ ​*spire assassin getting going to space*​ ​ ​​​ ​*spire assassin getting going to space*​ ​ ​​​ ​Spire Guard: ritual time​ ​ ​​​ ​Spire Guard: ritual time​ ​ ​​​ ​but im hungry​ ​ ​​​ ​but im hungry​ ​ ​​​ ​very hungry​ ​ ​​​ ​very hungry​ ​ ​​​ ​yeah, me too​ ​ ​​​ ​yeah, me too​ ​ ​​​ ​Agent Jones: oh ho ho​ ​ ​​​ ​Agent Jones: oh ho ho​ ​ ​​​ ​IT IS BEAUTIFUL​ ​ ​​​ ​IT IS BEAUTIFUL​ ​ ​​​ ​yeah, right,​ ​ ​​​ ​yeah, right,​ ​ ​​​ ​TNTina: Hellow!​ ​ ​​​ ​TNTina: Hellow!​ ​ ​​​ ​owh?​ ​ ​​​ ​owh?​ ​ ​​​ ​there’s mythic bomb​ ​ ​​​ ​there’s mythic bomb​ ​ ​​​ ​MYTHIC BOMB?​ ​ ​​​ ​MYTHIC BOMB?​ ​ ​​​ ​*very sad disgusting ultimate being noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​*very sad disgusting ultimate being noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​pink squid?​ ​ ​​​ ​pink squid?​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​cute c4s​ ​ ​​​ ​cute c4s​ ​ ​​​ ​mm​ ​ ​​​ ​mm​ ​ ​​​ ​*clear throat*​ ​ ​​​ ​*clear throat*​ ​ ​​​ ​DOOM BOOM​ ​ ​​​ ​DOOM BOOM​ ​ ​​​ ​thanks for the bow​ ​ ​​​ ​thanks for the bow​ ​ ​​​ ​eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa.

​ ​ ​​​ ​eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa. ​ ​ ​​​ ​uhh well done!​ ​ ​​​ ​uhh well done!​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​*and the world worst quest award is… *​ ​ ​​​ ​*and the world worst quest award is… *​ ​ ​​​ ​ooooooaaaaa​ ​ ​​​ ​ooooooaaaaa​ ​ ​​​ ​huh. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​huh. . ?​ ​ ​​​ ​where am i?​ ​ ​​​ ​where am i?​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​i smell storm​ ​ ​​​ ​i smell storm​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ spy music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ spy music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​d o n o t t o u c h​ ​ ​​​ ​d o n o t t o u c h​ ​ ​​​ ​*meows very understand*​ ​ ​​​ ​*meows very understand*​ ​ ​​​ ​*evil meow*​ ​ ​​​ ​*evil meow*​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM​ ​ ​​​ ​nOM​ ​ ​​​ ​NOM​ ​ ​​​ ​NOM​ ​ ​​​ ​Nom​ ​ ​​​ ​Nom​ ​ ​​​ ​ om​ ​ ​​​ ​ om​ ​ ​​​ ​Nom​ ​ ​​​ ​Nom​ ​ ​​​ ​*happy meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*happy meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*dying meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*dying meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*concerned meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*concerned meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ya like jazz? ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ya like jazz? ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​the WHAT?​ ​ ​​​ ​the WHAT?​ ​ ​​​ ​*inking meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*inking meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​eh?!​ ​ ​​​ ​eh?!​ ​ ​​​ ​what did you do to the fake slenderman?​ ​ ​​​ ​what did you do to the fake slenderman?​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​BRUTUS IS NOW A MOON​ ​ ​​​ ​BRUTUS IS NOW A MOON​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​dad?​ ​ ​​​ ​dad?​ ​ ​​​ ​what’s going on?​ ​ ​​​ ​what’s going on?​ ​ ​​​ ​*excited meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*excited meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*miscalculated meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*miscalculated meows*​ ​ ​​​ ​*very epic old cartoon buff cat falling*​ ​ ​​​ ​*very epic old cartoon buff cat falling*​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ rex’s jazz ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ rex’s jazz ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*kit dies.

*​ ​ ​​​ ​*kit dies. *​ ​ ​​​ ​KIT!​ ​ ​​​ ​KIT!​ ​ ​​​ ​u gud, son?​ ​ ​​​ ​u gud, son?​ ​ ​​​ ​dad, where my balls?​ ​ ​​​ ​dad, where my balls?​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ onion music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ onion music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he’s back to normal!​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he’s back to normal!​ ​ ​​​ ​him.

​ ​ ​​​ ​him. ​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​*realization*​ ​ ​​​ ​*realization*​ ​ ​​​ ​kit will be respawn!​ ​ ​​​ ​kit will be respawn!​ ​ ​​​ ​jules, help!​ ​ ​​​ ​jules, help!​ ​ ​​​ ​fishing quest​ ​ ​​​ ​fishing quest​ ​ ​​​ ​i hate turk​ ​ ​​​ ​i hate turk​ ​ ​​​ ​EEHO?​ ​ ​​​ ​EEHO?​ ​ ​​​ ​aaaaaa… … . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​aaaaaa… … . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​huh. . ​ ​ ​​​ ​huh. . ​ ​ ​​​ ​HEY!​ ​ ​​​ ​HEY!​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​*ocean turns into ocean*​ ​ ​​​ ​*ocean turns into ocean*​ ​ ​​​ ​heh… … ​ ​ ​​​ ​heh… … ​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ gold music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ gold music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ legendary golden toilet ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ legendary golden toilet ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​hmmm?​ ​ ​​​ ​hmmm?​ ​ ​​​ ​*the mythical skeleton with hair*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the mythical skeleton with hair*​ ​ ​​​ ​hahah!​ ​ ​​​ ​hahah!​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​who?​ ​ ​​​ ​who?​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ bone music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​hmmm… ​ ​ ​​​ ​hmmm… ​ ​ ​​​ ​mine!​ ​ ​​​ ​mine!​ ​ ​​​ ​*bonk*​ ​ ​​​ ​*bonk*​ ​ ​​​ ​*skeleton with hair screams*​ ​ ​​​ ​*skeleton with hair screams*​ ​ ​​​ ​hahah!​ ​ ​​​ ​hahah!​ ​ ​​​ ​?!​ ​ ​​​ ​?!​ ​ ​​​ ​you warp?!​ ​ ​​​ ​you warp?!​ ​ ​​​ ​*headshot*​ ​ ​​​ ​*headshot*​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​AI​ ​ ​​​ ​AI​ ​ ​​​ ​*magic chanting*​ ​ ​​​ ​*magic chanting*​ ​ ​​​ ​??!​ ​ ​​​ ​??!​ ​ ​​​ ​… o f f e r i n g… ​ ​ ​​​ ​… o f f e r i n g… ​ ​ ​​​ ​tch​ ​ ​​​ ​tch​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAUUUUU WAAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAUUUUU WAAAAAAAA​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAMOOGUUUS​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAMOOGUUUS​ ​ ​​​ ​RANDOM KID​ ​ ​​​ ​RANDOM KID​ ​ ​​​ ​ARABIA​ ​ ​​​ ​ARABIA​ ​ ​​​ ​damn… . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​damn… . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​*1200 shields slowly going down?*​ ​ ​​​ ​*1200 shields slowly going down?*​ ​ ​​​ ​what’s that noise?​ ​ ​​​ ​what’s that noise?​ ​ ​​​ ​HMPH!​ ​ ​​​ ​HMPH!​ ​ ​​​ ​HA!​ ​ ​​​ ​HA!​ ​ ​​​ ​*the ultimate crafting*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the ultimate crafting*​ ​ ​​​ ​… g o l d ?… ​ ​ ​​​ ​… g o l d ?… ​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​zzzz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) zzzz​ ​ ​​​ ​zzzz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) zzzz​ ​ ​​​ ​raz’s latest teasure: a gold toilet​ ​ ​​​ ​raz’s latest teasure: a gold toilet​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​ho… ?​ ​ ​​​ ​ho… ?​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ spook music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ spook music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*wolf noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​*wolf noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​*hungry wolf noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​*hungry wolf noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​be quiet please.

​ ​ ​​​ ​be quiet please. ​ ​ ​​​ ​EHO?!​ ​ ​​​ ​EHO?!​ ​ ​​​ ​*more wolf noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​*more wolf noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​Cooking with Wolf & Shadows!​ ​ ​​​ ​Cooking with Wolf & Shadows!​ ​ ​​​ ​BEUa?!​ ​ ​​​ ​BEUa?!​ ​ ​​​ ​woah?​ ​ ​​​ ​woah?​ ​ ​​​ ​f o o d !​ ​ ​​​ ​f o o d !​ ​ ​​​ ​oof?!​ ​ ​​​ ​oof?!​ ​ ​​​ ​what da fak?​ ​ ​​​ ​what da fak?​ ​ ​​​ ​PLEASE HELP ME!​ ​ ​​​ ​PLEASE HELP ME!​ ​ ​​​ ​*the sound of midas*​ ​ ​​​ ​*the sound of midas*​ ​ ​​​ ​i’m gonna turn them into things beyond corpse.

​ ​ ​​​ ​i’m gonna turn them into things beyond corpse. ​ ​ ​​​ ​t h i n k !​ ​ ​​​ ​t h i n k !​ ​ ​​​ ​m a g i c p l a t e !​ ​ ​​​ ​m a g i c p l a t e !​ ​ ​​​ ​*happy wolf noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​*happy wolf noises*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ spy music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ spy music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​let’s team up and fix the choppa​ ​ ​​​ ​let’s team up and fix the choppa​ ​ ​​​ ​we’ll make a good team!​ ​ ​​​ ​we’ll make a good team!​ ​ ​​​ ​g o l d… . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​g o l d… . . ​ ​ ​​​ ​g i v e… … … … … … . . !​ ​ ​​​ ​g i v e… … … … … … . . !​ ​ ​​​ ​mmmmm?​ ​ ​​​ ​mmmmm?​ ​ ​​​ ​bone with hair?​ ​ ​​​ ​bone with hair?​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​huh?​ ​ ​​​ ​where chop part?!​ ​ ​​​ ​where chop part?!​ ​ ​​​ ​and friend?​ ​ ​​​ ​and friend?​ ​ ​​​ ​ma ha hA!​ ​ ​​​ ​ma ha hA!​ ​ ​​​ ​*censored for child purpose*​ ​ ​​​ ​*censored for child purpose*​ ​ ​​​ ​dAAAA?!​ ​ ​​​ ​dAAAA?!​ ​ ​​​ ​grandma chicken?!​ ​ ​​​ ​grandma chicken?!​ ​ ​​​ ​good luck with it!​ ​ ​​​ ​good luck with it!​ ​ ​​​ ​alright!​ ​ ​​​ ​alright!​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​AAAAAA-​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ not russian music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ not russian music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​it’s done.

​ ​ ​​​ ​it’s done. ​ ​ ​​​ ​*meow meow meow*​ ​ ​​​ ​*meow meow meow*​ ​ ​​​ ​right. we should go​ ​ ​​​ ​right.

we should go​ ​ ​​​ ​jules should drive​ ​ ​​​ ​jules should drive​ ​ ​​​ ​hmph!​ ​ ​​​ ​hmph!​ ​ ​​​ ​k, dad.

​ ​ ​​​ ​k, dad. ​ ​ ​​​ ​*THE SCREAM OF EVERYTHING THAT MOVES*​ ​ ​​​ ​*THE SCREAM OF EVERYTHING THAT MOVES*​ ​ ​​​ ​WAIT!​ ​ ​​​ ​WAIT!​ ​ ​​​ ​don’t you want a cup of tea-?​ ​ ​​​ ​don’t you want a cup of tea-?​ ​ ​​​ ​HMM!​ ​ ​​​ ​HMM!​ ​ ​​​ ​*meow?!*​ ​ ​​​ ​*meow?!*​ ​ ​​​ ​HEY THAT SEAT IS TAKEN!​ ​ ​​​ ​HEY THAT SEAT IS TAKEN!​ ​ ​​​ ​*loads doot device with malicious intent*​ ​ ​​​ ​*loads doot device with malicious intent*​ ​ ​​​ ​I?!​ ​ ​​​ ​I?!​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ DOOT DEVICE ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ DOOT DEVICE ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ UNGLYPH MASTER RAZ ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ UNGLYPH MASTER RAZ ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ D O O T ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ D O O T ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ D O O T ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ D O O T ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​i don’t need any of you now​ ​ ​​​ ​i don’t need any of you now​ ​ ​​​ ​huhu​ ​ ​​​ ​huhu​ ​ ​​​ ​NOOOO-​ ​ ​​​ ​NOOOO-​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ THE END ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ THE END ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​kit?​ ​ ​​​ ​kit?​ ​ ​​​ ​DAD?!​ ​ ​​​ ​DAD?!​ ​ ​​​ ​*wide brutus*​ ​ ​​​ ​*wide brutus*​ ​ ​​​ ​EH?!​ ​ ​​​ ​EH?!​ ​ ​​​ ​PUT ME DOWN!​ ​ ​​​ ​PUT ME DOWN!​ ​ ​​​ ​*NOT HERE!*​ ​ ​​​ ​*NOT HERE!*​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)​ ​ ​​​ ​ah… … ​ ​ ​​​ ​ah… … ​ ​ ​​​ ​that free umbrella will be mine!​ ​ ​​​ ​that free umbrella will be mine!​ ​ ​​​ ​*low fuel noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​*low fuel noise*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ heavy music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ heavy music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ h e a v y music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ h e a v y music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ h e a v y music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ h e a v y music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*out of fuel*​ ​ ​​​ ​*out of fuel*​ ​ ​​​ ​*choppa dies*​ ​ ​​​ ​*choppa dies*​ ​ ​​​ ​*boom*​ ​ ​​​ ​*boom*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ cluck music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ cluck music ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*spooky image*​ ​ ​​​ ​*spooky image*​ ​ ​​​ ​choccy milk​ ​ ​​​ ​choccy milk​ ​ ​​​ ​Mari: It started really late one night.

​ ​ ​​​ ​Mari: It started really late one night. ​ ​ ​​​ ​I was locking up my car, getting ready to go inside. ​ ​ ​​​ ​I was locking up my car, getting ready to go inside. ​ ​ ​​​ ​When I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye!​ ​ ​​​ ​When I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye!​ ​ ​​​ ​Dennis: wow​ ​ ​​​ ​Dennis: wow​ ​ ​​​ ​GAHHH-​ ​ ​​​ ​GAHHH-​ ​ ​​​ ​uhhh… ?​ ​ ​​​ ​uhhh… ?​ ​ ​​​ ​*midas square*​ ​ ​​​ ​*midas square*​ ​ ​​​ ​Mari: Last week I asked you to write in your alien questions and… ya’ll… ​ ​ ​​​ ​Mari: Last week I asked you to write in your alien questions and… ya’ll… ​ ​ ​​​ ​I did not expect this response. ​ ​ ​​​ ​I did not expect this response. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Question One!​ ​ ​​​ ​Question One!​ ​ ​​​ ​Farmer Steel asks,​ ​ ​​​ ​Farmer Steel asks,​ ​ ​​​ ​I am looking for volunteers to protect my corn.

​ ​ ​​​ ​I am looking for volunteers to protect my corn. ​ ​ ​​​ ​I am looking for volunteers to protect my c o r n. ​ ​ ​​​ ​I am looking for volunteers to protect my c o r n. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Love these questions, love ‘em! Please keep ‘em comin’!​ ​ ​​​ ​Love these questions, love ‘em! Please keep ‘em comin’!​ ​ ​​​ ​Bush Ranger writes… ​ ​ ​​​ ​Bush Ranger writes… ​ ​ ​​​ ​Okay, uh, Bush Ranger actually just sent a drawing. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Okay, uh, Bush Ranger actually just sent a drawing. ​ ​ ​​​ ​ I- I think it’s a shrub hugging a stick figure?​ ​ ​​​ ​ I- I think it’s a shrub hugging a stick figure?​ ​ ​​​ ​is that?​ ​ ​​​ ​is that?​ ​ ​​​ ​OH! I think that’s supposed to be me!​ ​ ​​​ ​OH! I think that’s supposed to be me!​ ​ ​​​ ​Awwwww​ ​ ​​​ ​Awwwww​ ​ ​​​ ​Bushy, my heart can’t take such sweetness!​ ​ ​​​ ​Bushy, my heart can’t take such sweetness!​ ​ ​​​ ​Oh! There’s something written here.

It says,​ ​ ​​​ ​Oh! There’s something written here. It says,​ ​ ​​​ ​Hihihi. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Hihihi. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Don’t let them eat me.

​ ​ ​​​ ​Don’t let them eat me. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Uhhhh… ​ ​ ​​​ ​Uhhhh… ​ ​ ​​​ ​I have some good news, Bushy. I can’t promise they won’t eat you… ​ ​ ​​​ ​I have some good news, Bushy. I can’t promise they won’t eat you… ​ ​ ​​​ ​But I am pretty sure you are poisonous,​ ​ ​​​ ​But I am pretty sure you are poisonous,​ ​ ​​​ ​so if they do, they’re gonna have a BAD day.

​ ​ ​​​ ​so if they do, they’re gonna have a BAD day. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Okay, uhh… Zorgotron writes​ ​ ​​​ ​Okay, uhh… Zorgotron writes​ ​ ​​​ ​As an alien who has been on the island for years now… ​ ​ ​​​ ​As an alien who has been on the island for years now… ​ ​ ​​​ ​I’m curious why no one ever asks MY opinion on alien matters. ​ ​ ​​​ ​I’m curious why no one ever asks MY opinion on alien matters. ​ ​ ​​​ ​More questions!​ ​ ​​​ ​More questions!​ ​ ​​​ ​Doctor Slone from the I.

O. has this to say… ​ ​ ​​​ ​Doctor Slone from the I. O. has this to say… ​ ​ ​​​ ​Cease all communications with and discussion of alien matters,​ ​ ​​​ ​Cease all communications with and discussion of alien matters,​ ​ ​​​ ​IMMEDIATELY.

​ ​ ​​​ ​IMMEDIATELY. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Uh oh. Sounds like someone knows something. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Uh oh. Sounds like someone knows something. ​ ​ ​​​ ​Well, tell me who you are and what the IO is and maybe we’ll have a deal-​ ​ ​​​ ​Well, tell me who you are and what the IO is and maybe we’ll have a deal-​ ​ ​​​ ​*elevator ding*​ ​ ​​​ ​*elevator ding*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ IO MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ IO MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*IO ALARM*​ ​ ​​​ ​*IO ALARM*​ ​ ​​​ ​I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE.

​ ​ ​​​ ​I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE. ​ ​ ​​​ ​I AM NOT QUITTING​ ​ ​​​ ​I AM NOT QUITTING​ ​ ​​​ ​I AM NOT​ ​ ​​​ ​I AM NOT​ ​ ​​​ ​STOPPING THE SHOW!​ ​ ​​​ ​STOPPING THE SHOW!​ ​ ​​​ ​AND ANYONE WHO SAYS SO​ ​ ​​​ ​AND ANYONE WHO SAYS SO​ ​ ​​​ ​is LYING!​ ​ ​​​ ​is LYING!​ ​ ​​​ ​*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*​ ​ ​​​ ​*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*​ ​ ​​​ ​THEY’RE HERE!​ ​ ​​​ ​THEY’RE HERE!​ ​ ​​​ ​*BOOM*​ ​ ​​​ ​*BOOM*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ IO MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ IO MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​*io guards vs mari’s choccy milk*​ ​ ​​​ ​*io guards vs mari’s choccy milk*​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ IO MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ IO MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​ehhh, what a weird radio​ ​ ​​​ ​ehhh, what a weird radio​ ​ ​​​ ​alien’s not real​ ​ ​​​ ​alien’s not real​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ALIEN MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​♫ ALIEN MUSIC ♫​ ​ ​​​ ​use code “ispuddy” and have some tea.

​ ​ ​​​ ​use code “ispuddy” and have some tea. ​ ​ .