Low Budget Fortnite | Chapter 2 Season 6 | Compilation
Jun 1, 2021 17:23 · 5277 words · 25 minute read
*unstable peter point noises* *unstable peter point noises* doctor slone: the zero point is imploding! doctor slone: the zero point is imploding! doctor slone: we lost control doctor slone: we lost control doctor slone: save yourself! doctor slone: save yourself! if i don’t stop this, it could destroy all existence if i don’t stop this, it could destroy all existence doctor slone: you have your orders, now get out of there doctor slone: you have your orders, now get out of there im gonna do what we should have done from the very start im gonna do what we should have done from the very start im going to THE 7 im going to THE 7 doctor slone: you took an oath doctor slone: you took an oath doctor slone: you’ve betraying everything we worked for! doctor slone: you’ve betraying everything we worked for! AAAAAAAAAaa AAAAAAAAAaa NO! NO! im gonna need that im gonna need that get… over. . here get… over. . here Gotcha! Gotcha! HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaAAAAAAAAA aaaaaAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAaaaa AAAAAAAAAAaaaa oof oof ♫ pancake music ♫ ♫ pancake music ♫ ♫ pancake music ♫ ♫ pancake music ♫ *angry pancake* *angry pancake* ♫ P A N C A K E music ♫ ♫ P A N C A K E music ♫ *peter point hates pancake* *peter point hates pancake* b u t t e r b u t t e r *sad pancake* *sad pancake* ♫ the end ♫ ♫ the end ♫ the man behind the peter point the man behind the peter point bonk bonk what did you do to the zero point? what did you do to the zero point? jones? jones? *jones’ pancaked* *jones’ pancaked* Jones! Jones! What did you do to the Zero Point? What did you do to the Zero Point? yep.
gotcha
yep. gotcha AAAAA?! AAAAA?! *big ugly flower* *big ugly flower* that’s it! that’s it! take the rift device and close that portal take the rift device and close that portal mem! mem! just aim for the portal just aim for the portal and pull the trigger and pull the trigger hmph! hmph! boring.
boring. where you going? where you going? we got PORTALS TO CLOSE! we got PORTALS TO CLOSE! *hunter’s haven* *hunter’s haven* *demonic yandere ambient* *demonic yandere ambient* nOM nOM *CHICKEN SCREAMING* *CHICKEN SCREAMING* *speaks peep peep peep* *speaks peep peep peep* i’ll be there my child i’ll be there my child *meat beats* *meat beats* *the rumbling* *the rumbling* ♫ HUNGRY ANCIENT CHICKEN MUSIC ♫ ♫ HUNGRY ANCIENT CHICKEN MUSIC ♫ ♫ BOSS MUSIC ♫ ♫ BOSS MUSIC ♫ ♫ T-MIDAS-REX MUSIC ♫ ♫ T-MIDAS-REX MUSIC ♫ *speaks t-rex language* *speaks t-rex language* NNNNOo NNNNOo *scared demon face* *scared demon face* *predator’s decloaking* *predator’s decloaking* AAAAAAAAAAAAa AAAAAAAAAAAAa *THE VAULTING EVENT* *THE VAULTING EVENT* hahaha die trash.
hahaha die trash. hhuh? hhuh? look! look! it’s a big dog it’s a big dog OOOOOOoH OOOOOOoH reject anime girl, return to doowaa reject anime girl, return to doowaa ♫ dramatic emotional ending music ♫ ♫ dramatic emotional ending music ♫ uh oh uh oh H H wawait wawait jones! jones! we won’t get another chance we won’t get another chance you need to~ you need to~ EEEEAAAAAAa EEEEAAAAAAa overload the device?! overload the device?! i’ll be trapped in the loop! i’ll be trapped in the loop! we’ll both have to find our way~ we’ll both have to find our way~ MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAa MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAa *speaks japanese?* *speaks japanese?* *speaks japanese* *speaks japanese* oh ho ho… oh ho ho… that’s intense that’s intense HERE HERE WE WE GO! GO! *jones flex tape the zero point* *jones flex tape the zero point* the builder. . ? the builder. . ? we bought him we bought him voilà voilà time to expand the cult time to expand the cult ”colossal coliseum” ”colossal coliseum” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hmmm. . ? hmmm. . ? *dead tree noises* *dead tree noises* *the scroll behind the slaughter* *the scroll behind the slaughter* COME TO PURPLE COME TO PURPLE helo helo hUH?! hUH?! i would like to purchase one coliseum i would like to purchase one coliseum ????? ????? *caveman calculating* *caveman calculating* can i pay with can i pay with yeh! yeh! *the sucking* *the sucking* thief! thief! *crafting* *crafting* MIDAS’ DAUGHTER’S DOOT DEVICE MIDAS’ DAUGHTER’S DOOT DEVICE JULES ACHIEVES CURSE JULES ACHIEVES CURSE now i know how dad feels everyday now i know how dad feels everyday *tape tower noises* *tape tower noises* uhh is everything ok in there? uhh is everything ok in there? with this level of entanglement, i don’t know~ with this level of entanglement, i don’t know~ *angry zero point noises* *angry zero point noises* oh ho ho… oh ho ho… ok. ok. Cult Ma’am: huh? Cult Ma’am: huh? uhh… . . uhh… . . so so get get OUT OUT i wish we could i wish we could woah woah Woah Woah WOAHHHH WOAHHHH i feel like reality just doesn’t like me.
i feel like reality just doesn’t like me. *Agent Jones didn’t stick the landing* *Agent Jones didn’t stick the landing* haHa haHa Voilà Voilà im agent im agent you… ? you… ? l o o p e r ? l o o p e r ? oh ho ho. oh ho ho.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you look you look AMAZING! AMAZING! i guess you’re up i guess you’re up can you handle it? can you handle it? *speaks peep peep peep* *speaks peep peep peep* nOM NOM nOM NOM nevermind nevermind look sharp! look sharp! SHARP SHARP so… . so… . copy that copy that yep gotcha yep gotcha thats it thats it hang on hang on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) this is fuc this is fuc Midas: hey! Midas: hey! oh how’s your day? oh how’s your day? that’s a good looks that’s a good looks really? really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ uhhh well done! uhhh well done! ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ OVERLOAD THE DEVICE! OVERLOAD THE DEVICE! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dad, wtf? dad, wtf? oh ho ho… oh ho ho… Crystal the Rock: Jones! Crystal the Rock: Jones! reality is breaking down! reality is breaking down! L i s t e n T o T h e C r y s t a l S o n g L i s t e n T o T h e C r y s t a l S o n g yeet yeet *and thus the spire quests begins!* *and thus the spire quests begins!* ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ *tape tower noises* *tape tower noises* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) HEY! HEY! YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE! YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE! bruh?! bruh?! OOF OOF The Foundation: it’s not enough The Foundation: it’s not enough keep going keep going ! TRADE OFFER? ! ! TRADE OFFER? ! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?! ?! Looper? Looper? what did you do to the zero point?? what did you do to the zero point?? *man hungers for zero point pancake* *man hungers for zero point pancake* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nOM nOM *man learning obama’s last name* *man learning obama’s last name* *raz transforms into an ultimate being* *raz transforms into an ultimate being* he’s gotta be around here somewhere… he’s gotta be around here somewhere… HMm! HMm! TEA TEA ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) hmph. . ? hmph. . ? *cult lady’s death or something* *cult lady’s death or something* spire assassin: must protect the tape… spire assassin: must protect the tape… *spire assassin dies* *spire assassin dies* ♫ very spooky music ♫ ♫ very spooky music ♫ RAZ: HEY! RAZ: HEY! AAAAAAAAwoooooooooWAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAwoooooooooWAAAAAAA oh what a disgusting little baby oh what a disgusting little baby gimme that stone gimme that stone haHA haHA sweating doesn’t work??? sweating doesn’t work??? Spire Assassin: IM BACK YOU DISGUSTING BEING- Spire Assassin: IM BACK YOU DISGUSTING BEING- *spire assassin getting going to space* *spire assassin getting going to space* Spire Guard: ritual time Spire Guard: ritual time but im hungry but im hungry very hungry very hungry yeah, me too yeah, me too Agent Jones: oh ho ho Agent Jones: oh ho ho IT IS BEAUTIFUL IT IS BEAUTIFUL yeah, right, yeah, right, TNTina: Hellow! TNTina: Hellow! owh? owh? there’s mythic bomb there’s mythic bomb MYTHIC BOMB? MYTHIC BOMB? *very sad disgusting ultimate being noise* *very sad disgusting ultimate being noise* huh? huh? pink squid? pink squid? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) cute c4s cute c4s mm mm *clear throat* *clear throat* DOOM BOOM DOOM BOOM thanks for the bow thanks for the bow eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa.
eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa. uhh well done! uhh well done! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *and the world worst quest award is… * *and the world worst quest award is… * ooooooaaaaa ooooooaaaaa huh. . ? huh. . ? where am i? where am i? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i smell storm i smell storm ♫ spy music ♫ ♫ spy music ♫ d o n o t t o u c h d o n o t t o u c h *meows very understand* *meows very understand* *evil meow* *evil meow* nOM nOM NOM NOM Nom Nom om om Nom Nom *happy meows* *happy meows* *dying meows* *dying meows* *concerned meows* *concerned meows* ♫ ya like jazz? ♫ ♫ ya like jazz? ♫ ♫ music ♫ ♫ music ♫ the WHAT? the WHAT? *inking meows* *inking meows* eh?! eh?! what did you do to the fake slenderman? what did you do to the fake slenderman? AAAA- AAAA- BRUTUS IS NOW A MOON BRUTUS IS NOW A MOON huh? huh? dad? dad? what’s going on? what’s going on? *excited meows* *excited meows* *miscalculated meows* *miscalculated meows* *very epic old cartoon buff cat falling* *very epic old cartoon buff cat falling* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ rex’s jazz ♫ ♫ rex’s jazz ♫ *kit dies.*
*kit dies. * KIT! KIT! u gud, son? u gud, son? dad, where my balls? dad, where my balls? ♫ onion music ♫ ♫ onion music ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he’s back to normal! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he’s back to normal! him.
him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *realization* *realization* kit will be respawn! kit will be respawn! jules, help! jules, help! fishing quest fishing quest i hate turk i hate turk EEHO? EEHO? aaaaaa… … . . aaaaaa… … . . huh. . huh. . HEY! HEY! huh? huh? *ocean turns into ocean* *ocean turns into ocean* heh… … heh… … huh? huh? ♫ gold music ♫ ♫ gold music ♫ ♫ legendary golden toilet ♫ ♫ legendary golden toilet ♫ hmmm? hmmm? *the mythical skeleton with hair* *the mythical skeleton with hair* hahah! hahah! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ bone music ♫ ♫ bone music ♫ huh? huh? who? who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ bone music ♫ ♫ bone music ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ bone music ♫ ♫ bone music ♫ ♫ bone music ♫ ♫ bone music ♫ ♫ bone music ♫ ♫ bone music ♫ hmmm… hmmm… mine! mine! *bonk* *bonk* *skeleton with hair screams* *skeleton with hair screams* hahah! hahah! ?! ?! you warp?! you warp?! *headshot* *headshot* AAAAA- AAAAA- AI AI *magic chanting* *magic chanting* ??! ??! … o f f e r i n g… … o f f e r i n g… tch tch AAAUUUUU WAAAAAAAA AAAUUUUU WAAAAAAAA AAAAMOOGUUUS AAAAMOOGUUUS RANDOM KID RANDOM KID ARABIA ARABIA damn… . . damn… . . *1200 shields slowly going down?* *1200 shields slowly going down?* what’s that noise? what’s that noise? HMPH! HMPH! HA! HA! *the ultimate crafting* *the ultimate crafting* … g o l d ?… … g o l d ?… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) zzzz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) zzzz zzzz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) zzzz raz’s latest teasure: a gold toilet raz’s latest teasure: a gold toilet ♫ music ♫ ♫ music ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ho… ? ho… ? ♫ spook music ♫ ♫ spook music ♫ *wolf noise* *wolf noise* *hungry wolf noise* *hungry wolf noise* be quiet please.
be quiet please. EHO?! EHO?! *more wolf noise* *more wolf noise* Cooking with Wolf & Shadows! Cooking with Wolf & Shadows! BEUa?! BEUa?! woah? woah? f o o d ! f o o d ! oof?! oof?! what da fak? what da fak? PLEASE HELP ME! PLEASE HELP ME! *the sound of midas* *the sound of midas* i’m gonna turn them into things beyond corpse.
i’m gonna turn them into things beyond corpse. t h i n k ! t h i n k ! m a g i c p l a t e ! m a g i c p l a t e ! *happy wolf noises* *happy wolf noises* ♫ spy music ♫ ♫ spy music ♫ let’s team up and fix the choppa let’s team up and fix the choppa we’ll make a good team! we’ll make a good team! g o l d… . . g o l d… . . g i v e… … … … … … . . ! g i v e… … … … … … . . ! mmmmm? mmmmm? bone with hair? bone with hair? AAAAAA- AAAAAA- huh? huh? where chop part?! where chop part?! and friend? and friend? ma ha hA! ma ha hA! *censored for child purpose* *censored for child purpose* dAAAA?! dAAAA?! grandma chicken?! grandma chicken?! good luck with it! good luck with it! alright! alright! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) AAAAAA- AAAAAA- ♫ not russian music ♫ ♫ not russian music ♫ it’s done.
it’s done. *meow meow meow* *meow meow meow* right. we should go right.we should go
jules should drive jules should drive hmph! hmph! k, dad.
k, dad. *THE SCREAM OF EVERYTHING THAT MOVES* *THE SCREAM OF EVERYTHING THAT MOVES* WAIT! WAIT! don’t you want a cup of tea-? don’t you want a cup of tea-? HMM! HMM! *meow?!* *meow?!* HEY THAT SEAT IS TAKEN! HEY THAT SEAT IS TAKEN! *loads doot device with malicious intent* *loads doot device with malicious intent* I?! I?! ♫ DOOT DEVICE ♫ ♫ DOOT DEVICE ♫ ♫ UNGLYPH MASTER RAZ ♫ ♫ UNGLYPH MASTER RAZ ♫ ♫ D O O T ♫ ♫ D O O T ♫ ♫ D O O T ♫ ♫ D O O T ♫ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i don’t need any of you now i don’t need any of you now huhu huhu NOOOO- NOOOO- ♫ THE END ♫ ♫ THE END ♫ kit? kit? DAD?! DAD?! *wide brutus* *wide brutus* EH?! EH?! PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN! *NOT HERE!* *NOT HERE!* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ah… … ah… … that free umbrella will be mine! that free umbrella will be mine! *low fuel noise* *low fuel noise* ♫ heavy music ♫ ♫ heavy music ♫ ♫ h e a v y music ♫ ♫ h e a v y music ♫ ♫ h e a v y music ♫ ♫ h e a v y music ♫ *out of fuel* *out of fuel* *choppa dies* *choppa dies* *boom* *boom* ♫ cluck music ♫ ♫ cluck music ♫ *spooky image* *spooky image* choccy milk choccy milk Mari: It started really late one night.
Mari: It started really late one night. I was locking up my car, getting ready to go inside. I was locking up my car, getting ready to go inside. When I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye! When I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye! Dennis: wow Dennis: wow GAHHH- GAHHH- uhhh… ? uhhh… ? *midas square* *midas square* Mari: Last week I asked you to write in your alien questions and… ya’ll… Mari: Last week I asked you to write in your alien questions and… ya’ll… I did not expect this response. I did not expect this response. Question One! Question One! Farmer Steel asks, Farmer Steel asks, I am looking for volunteers to protect my corn.
I am looking for volunteers to protect my corn. I am looking for volunteers to protect my c o r n. I am looking for volunteers to protect my c o r n. Love these questions, love ‘em! Please keep ‘em comin’! Love these questions, love ‘em! Please keep ‘em comin’! Bush Ranger writes… Bush Ranger writes… Okay, uh, Bush Ranger actually just sent a drawing. Okay, uh, Bush Ranger actually just sent a drawing. I- I think it’s a shrub hugging a stick figure? I- I think it’s a shrub hugging a stick figure? is that? is that? OH! I think that’s supposed to be me! OH! I think that’s supposed to be me! Awwwww Awwwww Bushy, my heart can’t take such sweetness! Bushy, my heart can’t take such sweetness! Oh! There’s something written here.It says,
Oh! There’s something written here. It says, Hihihi. Hihihi. Don’t let them eat me.
Don’t let them eat me. Uhhhh… Uhhhh… I have some good news, Bushy. I can’t promise they won’t eat you… I have some good news, Bushy. I can’t promise they won’t eat you… But I am pretty sure you are poisonous, But I am pretty sure you are poisonous, so if they do, they’re gonna have a BAD day.
so if they do, they’re gonna have a BAD day. Okay, uhh… Zorgotron writes Okay, uhh… Zorgotron writes As an alien who has been on the island for years now… As an alien who has been on the island for years now… I’m curious why no one ever asks MY opinion on alien matters. I’m curious why no one ever asks MY opinion on alien matters. More questions! More questions! Doctor Slone from the I.O. has this to say…
Doctor Slone from the I. O. has this to say… Cease all communications with and discussion of alien matters, Cease all communications with and discussion of alien matters, IMMEDIATELY.
IMMEDIATELY. Uh oh. Sounds like someone knows something. Uh oh. Sounds like someone knows something. Well, tell me who you are and what the IO is and maybe we’ll have a deal- Well, tell me who you are and what the IO is and maybe we’ll have a deal- *elevator ding* *elevator ding* ♫ IO MUSIC ♫ ♫ IO MUSIC ♫ *IO ALARM* *IO ALARM* I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE.
I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE. I AM NOT QUITTING I AM NOT QUITTING I AM NOT I AM NOT STOPPING THE SHOW! STOPPING THE SHOW! AND ANYONE WHO SAYS SO AND ANYONE WHO SAYS SO is LYING! is LYING! *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE! *BOOM* *BOOM* ♫ IO MUSIC ♫ ♫ IO MUSIC ♫ *io guards vs mari’s choccy milk* *io guards vs mari’s choccy milk* ♫ IO MUSIC ♫ ♫ IO MUSIC ♫ ehhh, what a weird radio ehhh, what a weird radio alien’s not real alien’s not real ♫ ALIEN MUSIC ♫ ♫ ALIEN MUSIC ♫ use code “ispuddy” and have some tea.
use code “ispuddy” and have some tea. .