Cosmos Laundromat - First Cycle. Official Blender Foundation release.
Aug 10, 2015 17:11 · 320 words · 2 minute read
Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? Excuse me? Oh, come on. Do you have a moment, sir? I’m kind of in the middle of something here. Yes? Thank you. I’ve come a long way for you, Franck. My name is Victor. Hi. And you are…. You are Franck. You are so much more than just a sheep, aren’t you? Oh yeah? How would you know? Look at you. You’re an adventurer, Franck. Just like me, you’re… a lone wolf. Tell me, does one choose to be alone? No, one doesn’t. One doesn’t even choose to be a wolf. Or does one? Well, mister… err… Hector. Victor. Victor. I don’t know what you’re on about but I’m just a sheep minding its own business. And I suggest you do the same. No. No no no, Franck. Wait wait wait. No. This is not… the way.
03:55 - Just give me one minute of your precious time. Precious time? Hehehe. Yeah just give me one minute. You would have one more minute, wouldn’t you? Okay half. Half a minute. I knew it. I knew it. You will not regret this. The adventures you will have. All the lives you’ve ever wanted. All you’ve been missing. Here. This is… the best product we have… in store. Variable spin speed, excellent tumble performance… …in one… handy… device. Squeaky clean. Well this… this better be good. Took me ages to tie that rope. With my fucking hooves. No more need for hooves. No more sheepy business. Ho! Time flies. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. How does this thing work? I mean, how do I make it work? No you don’t. I just turned it on for you. When can I go? Where can I go? We will pick you up. Don’t worry, just stay here. In this exact place. Don’t move. Just wait.
05:38 - That’s it? Hey! Hey! Wait, mister! Eh, Casper! Hector whatever!.