North Carolina - "Blackbeard/Age of Exploration Pirates - The Not So Jolly Roger" - Time Warp Trio

00:10 - DISCOVERY EDUCATION: CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING.

00:18 - - EVER WONDER HOW THREE KIDS FROM BROOKLYN GOT THEIR HANDS ON A TIME TRAVELING BOOK? WELL, IT ALL STARTED ON THIS BEACH RIGHT AROUND MY BIRTHDAY.

00:26 - SEE, SAM AND FRED AND I WERE–OH, WAIT. HERE WE COME NOW.

00:29 - all: WHOA! all: UGH! - AH, WHEN DID WE DECIDE TO CLIMB A TREE? WEREN’T WE JUST IN JOE’S KITCHEN? - OKAY. NOBODY PANIC.

00:40 - - ONE OF US IS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A DREAM. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE AND POUND HIM UNTIL HE WAKES UP.

00:46 - [thunder crashing] [man singing indistinctly] - WHAT FOLLOWS THE SEA.

00:50 - - [gasps] WHAT WAS THAT? - [singing] HEY, HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN.

00:55 - HAUL IN YOUR SAILS NOW AND LISTENS TO ME AND GIVE US THE TIME TO BLOW THE MAN DOWN.

01:04 - - WHO IS THAT? - EIGHT, NINE, TEN. DIG HERE, LADS.

01:10 - WE BURY OUR TREASURE. AND WE THREE BE THE ONLY ONES WHAT KNOW ABOUT IT, EH? - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD.

01:22 - - BLACKBEARD? AS IN BLACKBEARD THE PIRATE? - DIDN’T HE DIE, LIKE, 300 YEARS AGO? - COME ON.

01:29 - THAT’S AN ACTOR. THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF PIRATE THEME PARK.

01:32 - [gunfire] [all gasp] - THIS IS A THEME PARK, IT’S GOT THE WORST RIDES I’VE EVER SEEN.

01:39 - - [puffing] SORRY, MATES, BUT NOW I BE THE ONLY ONE WHAT KNOWS WHERE THE TREASURE’S BURIED.

01:47 - [cackles] [whistling] - IT REALLY IS BLACKBEARD.

01:55 - THE CRAZIEST, MEANEST PIRATE OF ALL TIME. BUT THAT MEANS…

01:59 - - IT’S NEARLY 300 YEARS AGO. - HEY! - HEY! A COUPLE OF WARFRONTS ARE SPYING ON ME.

02:10 - all: NO! - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

02:15 - - [singing] GO! THERE THEY GO! THREE BOYS SURFING ON THE TIME CONTINUUM.

02:22 - THERE THEY GO! GREEN MIST FILLS THE AIR, “THE BOOK” CAN TAKE ‘EM ANYWHERE.

02:29 - GO! GO! THERE THEY GO! THREE GIRLS WARPIN’.

02:46 - THE TIME IS 2105. THERE THEY GO! YOU CAN CATCH A RIDE WITH THE “TIME WARP TRIO. ” GO! TRAVELING THROUGH HISTORY! [clock ticking] WITH THE “TIME WARP TRIO. ” GO! - OKAY.

03:16 - BEFORE BLACKBEARD PULLS THE TRIGGER, MAYBE I SHOULD FINISH EXPLAINING HOW THREE KIDS FROM BROOKLYN ENDED UP FACING A PIRATE WITH A BAD ATTITUDE.

03:23 - IT ALL STARTED ON MY BIRTHDAY. - HOLD IT.

03:27 - - EH! BUSTED. - AH, MOM, IT’S MY BIRTHDAY.

03:31 - - AFTER DINNER. - THAT’S HOW IT STARTS.

03:35 - ONE DAY IT’S STEALING FROSTING. THE NEXT, ROBBING PIGGYBANKS.

03:39 - - IT’S VERY TRAGIC. - WHO NEEDS PIGGYBANKS? I’VE GOT FRIENDS WITH QUARTERS FOR BRAINS.

03:43 - [doorbell ringing] I’LL GET IT. - SALAAM AND FALAFEL, NEPHEW.

03:51 - - UNCLE JOE. - I WISH TO MARK THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR PROPITIOUS APPEARANCE ON THIS PLANET, JOSEPH.

03:56 - NOW, UH, WHERE DID I PUT THE, UH–AH, HERE IT IS.

04:01 - AS THEY SAY IN MADAGASCAR, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - THANKS.

04:05 - AT LEAST COME IN AND HAVE SOME CAKE. HEY, MOM, LOOK WHO’S HERE.

04:09 - UNCLE JOE, I–HUH? - WHO WAS THAT? - IT WAS UNCLE JOE, BUT HE JUST DISAPPEARED.

04:19 - - REALLY? HUH. IS THAT FOR YOU? - YEAH.

04:23 - UH, SHOULD I WAIT TO OPEN IT? - NO NEED.

04:26 - ENJOY. - WELL, COME ON. OPEN IT. YOUR UNCLE’S A MAGICIAN.

04:29 - IT’S GOT TO BE SOMETHING COOL. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAGICIAN IN TRAINING.

04:35 - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT.

04:41 - - “THE BOOK”? CATCHY TITLE. NICE PICTURES.

04:48 - - HEY, A PIRATE SHIP. - TREASURE. NOW YOU’RE TALKING.

04:53 - MAN, I WISH I WAS A PIRATE. NO SCHOOL.

04:57 - SAILING THE 17 SEAS. DIGGING FOR BURIED TREASURE.

05:01 - - HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON? [whirling] - SO THAT’S HOW WE FOUND OURSELVES STARING DOWN THE BARRELS OF BLACKBEARD’S PISTOLS AND REALLY HOPING THAT PINECONES ARE BULLETPROOF.

05:15 - [pistols clicking] - AH, BARNACLES.

05:19 - FORGOT TO RELOAD. BUT THESE SPIES WON’T BE GOING NOWHERE, WILL YOU NOW? - WAIT! WAIT! OH, WE’RE NOT SPIES.

05:26 - WE CAN EXPLAIN. - ONE, TWO, THREE. [laughs] THE TREES BE FULL OF MONKEYS TODAY.

05:34 - - LOOK, MR. BLACKBEARD, SIR, WE’RE NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY SPIES.

05:37 - WE’RE FROM THE FUTURE. - HOT AIR AND BELCH WATER.

05:40 - SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BOYS. - NO! NO! WAIT! WAIT! I–I–I CAN PROVE WE’RE FROM THE FUTURE.

05:45 - YOUR REAL NAME IS EDWARD TEACH. - HMM.

05:49 - AND JUST HOW DO YOU COME TO BE KNOWING THAT, LADDIE? - [gulps] UH, SOCIAL STUDIES.

05:55 - UH, I KNOW LOTS OF STUFF ABOUT YOU. LIKE YOU SURFED ON A BRITISH PRIVATEER DURING THE WAR OF THE SPANISH SUCCESSION.

06:01 - AND–AND YOU’VE GOT 14 WIVES. - HUSH! KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, WILL YOU? ALL RIGHT.

06:07 - WHICH ONE SENT YOU TO SPY ON ME? MATILDA? ANNIE? OH, I KNOW.

06:12 - IT’S WHAT-HER-NAME. THE LITTLE CHUNKY ONE.

06:15 - I KEEP TELLING HER A RELATIONSHIP IS BUILT ON TRUST.

06:18 - - OH, NO. IT’S LIKE I SAID. WE’RE FROM THE FUTURE. - WE’RE ALSO, UH, MAGICIANS.

06:23 - UH, MAGICIANS FROM A FARAWAY LAND. - SHOW THE MAN WHAT YOU CAN DO, JOE.

06:28 - - WHAT? OH, UH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

06:32 - UH, HEY, WHAT’S THAT IN YOUR BOOT? - WHAT? SAY, THAT WEREN’T IN ME BOOT BEFORE.

06:40 - YOU MEAN YOU LADS CAN PULL PIECES OF EIGHT RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR? - YEAH.

06:45 - IN FACT, WE’RE KIND OF LATE FOR OUR NEXT GIG.

06:47 - SO IF YOU DON’T MIND, WE’LL JUST– - LADS, I COULD USE A FEW MATES WITH YOUR TALENTS.

06:52 - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE CREW ABOARD ME SHIP, THE QUEEN ANNE’S REVENGE? - UH, JOIN YOU? YOU KNOW, WE–WE’D LIKE TO, REALLY, UM, BUT, UH, IT–IT–IT–WELL, IT’S AGAINST UNION RULES.

07:05 - all: WE’D LOVE TO. - [singing] HE-HO, HO, AND UP SEA RISES.

07:10 - YO, HO, AND UP SEA RISES. YO, HO, AND UP SEA RISES EARLY IN THE MORNING.

07:17 - - ALL I REMEMBER IS WE WERE IN MY KITCHEN LOOKING AT THE BOOK AT THOSE TREASURE PICTURES.

07:21 - AND THEN ZAP! - WE END UP BEING KIDNAPPED BY A TONE-DEAF PIRATE.

07:25 - - THE BOOK MUST BE SOME KIND OF TIME-WARPING THING.

07:30 - - SO HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? - WELL, UH, THE BOOK BROUGHT US, SO IT MUST BE ABLE TO GET US OUT.

07:35 - - GREAT! EXCEPT WHERE IS IT? - UGH. RIGHT.

07:39 - FOR ALL WE KNOW, IT’S STILL IN MY KITCHEN. - AHOY, YE SCURVY SEADOGS.

07:46 - DROP THE LADDER! - AH! - HEADS UP, LADS.

08:00 - - DID YOU SEE THAT? - THEY MADE HIM WALK THE PLANK.

08:03 - - UH-UH. PIRATES DON’T MAKE YOU WALK PLANKS, EXCEPT IN MOVIES.

08:07 - THEY JUST THROW YOU OVERBOARD. [crowd screaming] - OY! [monkey screeching] - ARR! - THIS CAN’T BE THE ROTHSTEIN BAR MITZVAH.

08:17 - WRONG SHIP. SORRY. BYE. - ISRAEL.

08:23 - ISRAEL HANS, YOU LOW-LIFE, FISH BAIT, SON OF A WARF RAT.

08:29 - - YOU BELLOWED, CAPTAIN? - WHY IS THAT PRISONER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BRINY DEEP? - WE WAS JUST HAVING A BIT OF FUN, IS ALL.

08:36 - PLAYING SPIN THE PRISONER. - PRISONERS ARE FOR RANSOM.

08:40 - THAT ONE WOULD HAVE BROUGHT A TIDY SUM. AND WHERE EXACTLY DO YE EXPECT TO FIND OUR NEXT TREASURE, EH? [cackling] - I’LL TELL YE WHERE WE’LL FIND TREASURE.

08:53 - RIGHT THERE. - HUH? - SHOW HIM YOUR MAGIC, LADDIE.

08:58 - PULL SOME DOUBLOONS OUT OF THE AIR. - DOUBLOONS? UH, WELL, UM– - GO AHEAD.

09:04 - DO THE COIN TRICK. - I CAN’T. BLACKBEARD’S GOT MY ONLY QUARTER.

09:09 - - HERE. TRY THIS. - USED GUM. AH, FRED.

09:15 - - WELL, LADS? THE CREW IS GETTING A MIGHT IMPATIENT.

09:18 - [monkey screeching] - [chuckles nervously] YOU KNOW, COIN TRICKS ARE OVERRATED.

09:23 - WOULDN’T YOU RATHER SEE ME MAKE A BUNNY OUT OF A HANKIE? - JOE, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BUNNY OUT OF A HANKIE CROWD? - LET’S SEE SOME REAL MAGIC.

09:32 - LET’S SEE IF THEY CAN OUTSWIM THE SHARKS. WHO’S IN FAVOR? all: AYE! - UGH! NO WAY YOU’RE MAKING ME FISH FOOD.

09:46 - - AH! AH! UGH! [clicking] - CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD, SIR, YOU–YOU–YOU CAN’T JUST THROW INNOCENT PEOPLE OVERBOARD.

09:58 - - SORRY, LAD. THOSE ARE PIRATE RULES. SHOW US YOUR MAGIC, OR IT’S OVER THE SIDE WITH YOU.

10:04 - [crowd shouting] - I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY DIDN’T USE PLANKS.

10:10 - - WE DON’T. WE HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT IT AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

10:15 - NOW START WALKING. [booming] - BRITISH WARSHIP OFF THE STARBOARD, CAPTAIN.

10:32 - - MR. HAN, GIVE ME THE “BRING ‘EM NEAR. ” LOOKS LIKE WE’RE IN FOR A FIGHT, BOYS.

10:42 - [laughs] - HOIST ANCHOR, MR. HAN. LOAD CANNON AND RAISE THE RAFT.

10:50 - BOSON, SET THE MAIN SAIL. WE’LL OUT RUN HER AND MAKE A BREAK FOR OPEN WATER.

10:55 - [booming] - DROP THE DEAD MAN. HOIST THE MAIN AND ROYAL.

10:59 - - LOAD AND TACKLE BATTERY FORWARD AND STARBOARD.

11:04 - - LOOK ALIVE, YE SWIRLY SEA RATS. WET BLANKETS ON THE GUNPOWDER. YOU WANT TO BLOW ME WHOLE SHIP TO KINGDOM COME? - AH! [booming] - NOW WHAT? IF THE BRITISH SINK THE SHIP, WE’RE DEAD.

11:20 - AND IF BLACKBEARD MAKES IT TO SAFETY, WE’RE DEAD.

11:26 - [booming] - THE NUMBER THREE CANNON.

11:29 - IT’S AIMED FOR THE GUNPOWDER MAGAZINE. - NO! - THE WHOLE SHIP’S GOING TO BLOW.

11:34 - WE GOT TO TURN THAT CANNON AROUND. boom! all: HUZZAH! - NO! [crashing] - WELL, DON’T BOTHER TO THANK US OR ANYTHING JUST BECAUSE WE SAVED YOUR UGLY BUTTS.

11:59 - - UH, FRED, WE ALSO BLEW UP THEIR MAIN MAST.

12:02 - - SO? - SO THE BRITISH ARE CATCHING UP, AND NOW THEY CAN’T ESCAPE.

12:07 - - OH. - GANGWAY. - OPEN THIS DOOR, YE BELLY BARNACLES.

12:15 - IF I’M GOING DOWN, YOU’RE GOING WITH ME. - ANYBODY GOT ANY IDEAS? - UH, MAYBE WE COULD APPEAL TO HIS GOOD SIDE.

12:24 - - GOOD SIDE? THE MAN DRINKS GUNPOWDER IN HIS RUM.

12:28 - - HEY, LOOK AT ALL THESE BOOKS. YOU DON’T SUPPOSE…

12:31 - - [gasps] OF COURSE. MAYBE BLACKBEARD FOUND YOUR BOOK AND STOLE IT.

12:37 - IT IS COVERED IN GOLD AND SILVER. - START SEARCHING.

12:40 - THAT BOOK IS OUR ONLY WAY OUT. - THE SCUMMY SEA SALT.

12:47 - ATTACK, MEN! - AH! - ATTACK! - [laughing] BRING HER ON.

12:55 - [grunting and shouting] [grunting and shouting] - TASTE THE STEEL, YE SMARMY BLUE JACKETS.

13:11 - [laughs] [swords clanking] - COME ON, THEN.

13:19 - - AH! [explosions] [clicking] - HEY, OVER HERE.

13:40 - - WHOA! - IT’S NO GOOD. THESE ARE ALL MAPS AND CHARTS.

13:44 - THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF– - HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS? DO I LOOK COOL OR WHAT? - FORGET THE SOUVENIRS.

13:53 - FIND THE BOOK. WE’VE ONLY GOT– HEY, YOU HEAR THAT? - I DON’T HEAR ANYTHING.

14:00 - - EXACTLY. [all talking at once] - ALL RIGHT, YOU DOGS.

14:10 - IT’S OFF TO THE GALLOWS WITH THE LOT OF YOU.

14:13 - - BOY, ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU. - YOU THREE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CAPTAIN’S CABIN? ARE YOU PART OF THIS MONGREL CREW? - NO WAY! OH, YOU MEAN BECAUSE OF THE HAT? - NO.

14:27 - PLEASE DON’T HURT US, CAPTAIN. WE’RE SORRY WE LOST THE FIGHT.

14:31 - [crying] - WHAT? - PLEASE, SIRS.

14:36 - WE’LL TRY TO BE BETTER PIRATES. JUST DON’T WHIP US.

14:42 - - WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PULLING.

14:46 - - ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU’VE BEEN TAKING ORDERS FROM THESE THREE? - AND I SUPPOSE YE NEVER HEARD OF THE TERRIBLE TRIPLY TRIO.

14:56 - THE SCOURGE OF THE BARBARY COAST. YOUNGEST AND FIERCEST PIRATES ON THE SPANISH MAIN.

15:05 - - HEY, THAT’S A LOAD OF– - OH, PLEASE, SIRS.

15:08 - NO MORE VIOLENCE. - DON’T MAKE US WALK THE PLANK. - WALK THE PLANK? UH, AH, WRITE THAT DOWN, HENDRICKS.

15:16 - IT’S A SPLENDID IDEA. - LOOK, THESE GUYS ARE LYING THROUGH THEIR ROTTEN TEETH.

15:21 - - WELL, I DON’T KNOW. PERHAPS THIS BEARS FURTHER INVESTIGATION.

15:25 - - BEGGING YOUR PARDON, YOUR WORSHIP, BUT IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR TESTIMONY AGAINST THESE THREE, MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT A LITTLE DEAL.

15:33 - [chuckles] AND OF COURSE, THERE’D BE SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOURSELF.

15:38 - - ARREST THOSE BOYS! - AND THAT’S HOW WE FOUND OURSELVES SITTING IN THE PRISONER’S DOCK OF A COLONIAL COURTROOM FACING A VERY DIFFERENT PIRATE.

15:49 - - I SWEAR ON ME MOTHER’S GRAVE, YOUR LORDSHIP, WE WAS HELD CAPTIVE BY THE TERRIBLE TRIPLY TRIO, AND FORCED INTO A LIFE OF CRIME AND EVIL DOING.

15:59 - - DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? - OH, ‘TWAS A TERRIFYING ORDEAL TO BE SURE.

16:05 - EVEN NOW I SHUTTERS TO THINK OF IT. [crying] - HERE.

16:10 - DO YOU NEED A HANKIE? - [blowing nose] OH, THANK YOU, SIR.

16:19 - SOMETIMES I GETS OVERCOME, YOU KNOW. I’M JUST A POOR, HONEST, WORKING MAN TRYING TO SUPPORT ME WIFE AND KIDDIES.

16:27 - - HOW NOBLE. IS MRS. TEACH HERE? - UH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

16:36 - AND ME SISTERS TOO. - IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, I WISH TO POINT OUT THAT MR. TEACH IS NOW A RESPECTABLE NORTH CAROLINA BUSINESSMAN WITH A FULL PARDON FOR HIS CRIMES FROM GOVERNOR EDEN.

16:50 - - YEAH. WHAT DID THAT COST HIM? [pounding gavel] - THANK YOU, MR. TEACH.

16:55 - THAT WILL BE ALL. THAT’S THE WAY IT GOES.

17:01 - OH, HERE’S YOUR DOUBLOON BACK. NONE OF THE TAVERN KEEPERS WOULD TAKE IT.

17:05 - OH, NO CHARGE FOR THE HAT. - YOUR LORDSHIPS, YOU’VE HEARD THE EVIDENCE FROM MR. TEACH AND THE REST OF HIS FINE CREW.

17:14 - FOR THE CRIME OF PIRACY ON THE HIGH SEAS, THE PROVENCE OF NORTH CAROLINA DEMANDS THE ULTIMATE PENALTY FOR THESE THREE MISCREANTS.

17:26 - THE HANGMAN’S NOOSE. [all gasp] [sawing sounds] - MAYBE THEY’RE JUST BUILDING A NEW SCHOOLHOUSE.

17:36 - - SURE. AND THOSE ARE THE SWINGS FOR THE PLAYGROUND.

17:40 - [all gulp] - WELL, I’M NOT GETTING HANGED ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

17:44 - JAILOR? HEY, JAILOR. - WHAT DO YOU THREE PESTS WANT? - WE’RE STARVED.

17:51 - WE WANT OUR LAST MEAL. - OH, WELL, OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTIES.

17:55 - LET’S SEE YOUR MONEY. - MONEY? WE HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR FOOD? - ALL PRISONERS PAY FOR THEIR GRUB.

18:01 - THAT’S THE LAW. - SO BE IT, MY GOOD MAN. BRING US THE BEST MEAL MONEY CAN BUY.

18:06 - WE’LL GLADLY PAY. - [chuckling] OH, YEAH? WITH WHAT? - WITH THIS.

18:11 - - HUH? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? - WHERE WE LIVE, EVERYONE CARRIES MONEY IN THEIR HEAD.

18:18 - - HEY, SHOW ME HOW YOU DID THAT. - WELL, I GUESS I COULD, BUT YOU’D HAVE TO COME IN HERE.

18:24 - - ALL RIGHT. BUT DON’T TRY ANYTHING.

18:28 - - OKAY. NOW JUST DO WHAT I DO. [knuckles cracking] - UGH.

18:35 - WHEN DO WE GET THE MONEY? I–I DON’T FEEL NO COIN.

18:43 - - DIG DEEPER. I CAN HEAR THEM. - IT AIN’T WORKING.

18:45 - - TRY IT WITH BOTH EARS. - OH. - THAT’S IT.

18:51 - - WHAT? - I SAID–AH, NEVER MIND. clank! - COME BACK HERE! - THANKS FOR LUNCH.

19:00 - - THIS WAY. - GUYS, WAIT UP. - FORGET THE HAT.

19:05 - COME ON. - HEY, WHAT’S THIS? - IT LOOKS LIKE THAT ISLAND WE WERE ON.

19:12 - THIS MUST BE A MAP TO BLACKBEARD’S TREASURE.

19:14 - - ALL RIGHT! WE FOUND A REAL TREASURE MAP.

19:18 - - YEAH, WELL, IF WE DON’T GET OUT OF HERE, WE’RE GOING TO BE TOO DEAD TO USE IT.

19:21 - - SAM’S RIGHT. ANYWAY, WE HAVE TO FIND THE BOOK.

19:24 - - AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT? WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

19:27 - BESIDES, IF WE CAN’T GET HOME RIGHT AWAY, WE’RE GOING TO NEED MONEY TO GET AROUND, RIGHT? WELL, HERE’S A PILE OF IT.

19:34 - AND IT’S JUST A MILE OFFSHORE. - HE’S GOT A POINT.

19:37 - LET’S GO. - ARR! - UGH! - ARE YOU SURE THIS IS RIGHT? I THOUGHT HE BURIED IT OVER THERE.

19:53 - - IT’S RIGHT ACCORDING TO THE MAP. MAYBE HE’S GOT MORE THAN ONE TREASURE ON THIS ISLAND.

19:57 - - LET’S HOPE THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE ANY BODIES.

20:00 - clank! - WE HIT SOMETHING. BINGO! - YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE, LADS.

20:10 - [all gasp] - BLACKBEARD! - SO YOU WAS HOPING TO STEAL ME TREASURE.

20:15 - TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK. AND AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU.

20:18 - - EXCUSE ME? YOU MEAN NEARLY GETTING US DROWNED, SHOT AT, EXPLODED, AND HANGED? - WELL, IF YOU’RE GOING TO GET TOUCHY ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING.

20:29 - IT’S TOO BAD, REALLY. YOU LADS HAVE SPIRIT, BUT BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.

20:34 - GO AHEAD. OPEN IT. MIGHT AS WELL GET A LOOK AT A REAL PIRATE’S TREASURE SINCE IT’S THE LAST THING YOU’LL EVER SEE.

20:43 - - WOW! - NOW SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BOYS.

20:48 - - WAIT. UH, MR. BLACKBEARD, SIR, AS LONG AS WE’RE ABOUT TO, YOU KNOW, DIE, DO YOU THINK WE COULD ACTUALLY TOUCH SOME OF THE TREASURE? - [sighs] MAKE IT QUICK.

20:57 - - OH, MAN! both: “THE BOOK!” - HANDSOME PIECE OF GOODS, AIN’T IT? GOT IT OFF A SPANISH GALLEON.

21:04 - IN FACT, ‘TWAS RIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU LADS.

21:07 - PITY YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO READ IT. NOW PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER.

21:13 - [whirling] [breaking glass] - GUYS, WE’RE HOME.

21:19 - - AWESOME! - ALL RIGHT! [all cheering] - OH, MAN, I HAD THAT TREASURE RIGHT IN MY HANDS.

21:27 - WHAT GOOD IS FIGHTING PIRATES IF YOU CAN’T EVEN KEEP THE MONEY? - I GUESS THAT BOOK REALLY IS SOME KIND OF TIME MACHINE.

21:34 - - YEAH. WELL, I SAY WE PUT IT SOMEWHERE SAFE AND NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN. - BETTER CLEAN THAT UP, GUYS.

21:40 - INTERESTING BOOK, HUH? [clock ticking].