Beck Oliver Gives Relationship Advice 💌 Relation-Tips | Victorious

I just think I like dating a girl who, you know, fights back. He’s so handsome, like a pretty pony. Why can’t my son be handsome like you? - Hi. - You are wearing this to the cow wow. Okay. What, you don’t like it? - I said okay. - You barely even looked at it. - I just, I don’t… - This is the first social event at the school we’re going to since we got back together. - Okay. - You want to know what I’m gonna wear? - Ah… - I’m gonna wear a Hawaiian skirt, a black western top, and a cowboy hat. That sounds great.

00:34 - Will you just look at that boy’s hair? Look at his hair! How you make your hair so… fluffy? Tell us! Ju-jus-just tell them what they want to know! Okay, well, it all starts with a quality shampoo and conditioner. - Oh, conditioner. - Shampoo. He has a girlfriend. - If you were my girlfriend… - Oh, great way to start the question. So, then I realized, acting. It’s really about not acting. It’s about letting the emotions inside of you come out and represent moments… Are you dating anyone? Katie. I just think we should know if he has a girlfriend. Do you? Yeah, I do. Dang it! I want coffee. What’s the magic word? Get me some coffee. - Please. - Actually, the magic word was lotion.

01:39 - But I’ll accept your please because you got a boo-boo eye. - Two sugars. - I know what to do. - I’m done talking about it! - No, we’re not. He’s kidnapping me. You all see a kidnapper! Kidnapper! Let go! Kidnapper! I’ve missed you. So, What you gonna do about it? Yeah! Go, Beck! Get it, baby! Shoot me from that angle. - You look great. - I know. Ali, this is my girlfriend, Jade. Nice to meet you. Hello, Ali. Thanks for taking care of sparkles. Anytime, kiddo. Your girlfriend’s pretty. I know. Bye. You’re being ridiculous! What do you care? I’m not your girlfriend anymore! It was kind of my idea, but I, I didn’t think the dog would bug out like that. I just wanted you to have a dog.

Because I know you’ve talked about getting one 03:00 - ever since I met you and I thought that maybe… - You love me again. - Who said I stopped? - I’ll call your mom. - She doesn’t need her mom. - Don’t bother her, Mom. - I gotta call her mom. Okay. Something’s dripping on me. Something’s dripping on me! No-nothing’s dripping. Yes, look on my arm. See? And on my forehead. What’s going on? What’s happening?! You’re sweating. No! No I’m not. I don’t sweat. I am not sweating! - Look at me. - No! - Look at me. - No! - Look at me! - What?! You’re sweating.

03:47 - [squealing] - You want to see pain? - Hey, why don’t you go sit over there? Thank you, Andre and Beck for handcuffing Jade to the table. No Problem. [screaming] - I’ve never seen any pink lemons. - There are no pink lemons. So, what makes it pink? When you get old… your butt… sags. And you can’t find your pants. ♪ I can’t convince you You don’t know me ♪ A lot of great singers here tonight, huh? But I think two girls really stood out. So tonight’s winners are… Haleigh and Tara! Yay! Hey, are you wazing me? - Rex.

- Those scrungers can’t sing! 04:51 - Come on, man! These girls got ten times more applause than them. - Just sit down! - I’ll sit you down. .