Brutus meets The Predator

Jan 24, 2021 15:11 · 495 words · 3 minute read

​​​ ​*weird stealthy stronghold noise*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*weird stealthy stronghold noise*​ ​​ ​​​ ​i would like the latest exclusive pizza topping. ​ ​​ ​​​ ​i would like the latest exclusive pizza topping.

​ ​​ ​​​ ​FAST DELIVERY. ​ ​​ ​​​ ​FAST DELIVERY. ​ ​​ ​​​ ​don’t waste too much of my time​ ​​ ​​​ ​don’t waste too much of my time​ ​​ ​​​ ​alright, what was i saying?​ ​​ ​​​ ​alright, what was i saying?​ ​​ ​​​ ​eh?​ ​​ ​​​ ​eh?​ ​​ ​​​ ​what’s that italian music?​ ​​ ​​​ ​what’s that italian music?​ ​​ ​​​ ​aAAAAAAAA​ ​​ ​​​ ​aAAAAAAAA​ ​​ ​​​ ​pizza time​ ​​ ​​​ ​pizza time​ ​​ ​​​ ​AH?! NO WAY!​ ​​ ​​​ ​AH?! NO WAY!​ ​​ ​​​ ​*legendary heavy laughs*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*legendary heavy laughs*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*best pizza deal*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*best pizza deal*​ ​​ ​​​ ​i’ll go grab some drinks​ ​​ ​​​ ​i’ll go grab some drinks​ ​​ ​​​ ​hello there friend.

​ ​​ ​​​ ​hello there friend. ​ ​​ ​​​ ​what’s that mark on your hat​ ​​ ​​​ ​what’s that mark on your hat​ ​​ ​​​ ​ehhh, guess i’ll die​ ​​ ​​​ ​ehhh, guess i’ll die​ ​​ ​​​ ​EEEEEAAAAAAAA​ ​​ ​​​ ​EEEEEAAAAAAAA​ ​​ ​​​ ​*cold, moist, scared*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*cold, moist, scared*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*tomatoman having a season 5 flashback*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*tomatoman having a season 5 flashback*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*TOMATO SAUCED*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*TOMATO SAUCED*​ ​​ ​​​ ​eeeh?!​ ​​ ​​​ ​eeeh?!​ ​​ ​​​ ​another dead ​midas fish?​ ​​ ​​​ ​another dead ​midas fish?​ ​​ ​​​ ​NOW!, Get ​HIM!​ ​​ ​​​ ​NOW!, Get ​HIM!​ ​​ ​​​ ​*angry chihuahua noises*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*angry chihuahua noises*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*ORIGINAL FOREST BOSS RAGE*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*ORIGINAL FOREST BOSS RAGE*​ ​​ ​​​ ​SHING SHING SHING SHING​ ​​ ​​​ ​SHING SHING SHING SHING​ ​​ ​​​ ​oof?​ ​​ ​​​ ​oof?​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks mythic predator boss language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks mythic predator boss language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*player ​wolverine duckin’ dies*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*player ​wolverine duckin’ dies*​ ​​ ​​​ ​ugly hair!​ ​​ ​​​ ​ugly hair!​ ​​ ​​​ ​come and get me!​ ​​ ​​​ ​come and get me!​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ugly hair language in angry tone*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ugly hair language in angry tone*​ ​​ ​​​ ​oh gawd oh fock this was a bad idea​ ​​ ​​​ ​oh gawd oh fock this was a bad idea​ ​​ ​​​ ​REAPER PLEASE HELP​ ​​ ​​​ ​REAPER PLEASE HELP​ ​​ ​​​ ​EAAAAAAAAAAa​ ​​ ​​​ ​EAAAAAAAAAAa​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks satisfied ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks satisfied ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ANGRY ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ANGRY ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ANGRY ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ANGRY ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ANGRY ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*speaks ANGRY ugly hair language*​ ​​ ​​​ ​bonk​ ​​ ​​​ ​bonk​ ​​ ​​​ ​DUTCH​ ​​ ​​​ ​DUTCH​ ​​ ​​​ ​hey! why are you on ice?​ ​​ ​​​ ​hey! why are you on ice?​ ​​ ​​​ ​hey! why are you on ice?​ ​​ ​.