Watching The Most Cursed Videos On YouTube...
Jan 10, 2021 20:00 · 1038 words · 5 minute read
welcome back all you beautiful people to the channel hope everyone’s doing well this is jack batson today we’re doing something a little bit more relaxed a little bit more chilled out chilling here on my desk yeah today we’re going to be watching some cursed videos now if you guys don’t know what kers videos are let me give you a little bit of an example if you’re under 18 and you’re watching this paranormal guidance is it is visitory you might be scared i’m over 18 and i’m already scared so you already know the vibes i don’t know what to expect from this video all right but i like cursed things i like dark humor i like things that are just really weird so i feel let’s make a whole video on it and just react to somebody’s okay let’s do it this one is called henry eats has 3.
5 million views and this is the thumbnail p joking right let’s go so just yeah guys head off what the music is intense isn’t it i have no idea what’s going on in this video what is going on what possesses someone to make a video like this but i don’t understand what it is that triggers something in someone’s brain some sort of childhood trauma what is going on why is that i guess that’s henry i don’t even know why i asked i guess that’s just henry why the [ __ ] did that scared a flying piece of toast with a bath sink and a tap on it i’ve seen kind of tap last one there’s a flying piece of popcorn on my screen right now with a faucet coming out of it what is going on so what he’s just got a cup of tea based earwax you know this video is four minutes long i’ve just checked we’re only halfway through i don’t know how to react right that’s enough that’s enough for that sorry i can’t watch anymore i can’t i can’t do it on to the next one right this next one is called pete the meat puppet it’s probably going to be worse than henry so i’m not going to lie it’s got 2.
1 million views 36 000 likes it’s by diesel aren’t these were like a perfume company for men let’s just watch she reminds me of a dinner lady that i had in secondary school tracy if you’re watching this yeah hit me up she made a puppet out of me now she’s breastfeeding the little what is going on hey yo if i get copyright claim for this year and then pete the meat man pete the meat muppet puppet comes hunting me down just know i’m handing a youtube channel over to whoever wants it i’m not being taken hostage by a little puppy of meat next we’ve got valve valve what does that mean 1.
3 million views 31 000 likes by the same person who uploaded henry eats so you can expect some absolute nonsense from this video right let’s go that noise triggered my fight or flight i’m sorry i’m officers why does it look like a me you know when you’re playing on your nintendo wii when you’re younger yeah and you thought yeah let’s just put the eyes all the way up to 100 put the eyebrows on 65 yeah that’s what it looks like just some randomized meat what ally face ed what does that even mean what i’m not gonna lie that was me yeah in secondary school whenever someone called me gay because that was just the one insults that are you’re gay yeah so what i like about willy ah sorry i shouldn’t have said that sorry what the [ __ ] is going on so face head or maybe i shouldn’t call him that so that geezer was out the window some guy called him facehead and now he’s running up and down on the windows and now there’s a horse a horse with lips that made that they look they they’re made out of bacon rations why is this just turned into a 1980s disco music video oh before the video pause for a second that be kind of slaps i can’t lie if homer simpson was sponsored by heinz beans that’s what it looked like videos like this they caused some sort of trauma in people and i genuinely think like this is why people go insane that’s why people get like anxiety and stuff they’re exposed such stuff like this and it just hardwires something in their brain to think like yeah you’re gonna be messed up for the rest of your life mate sorry about that that’s what we’ve got here is called miss shayet st john hand thing what does that even mean looking at the thumbnail i’m already absolutely petrified in the first three seconds of the video watch this what is that what is that it’s literally not even the first second yet what is that are you still doing that hand thing i heard you’re doing the hand thing today god what is that i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t do this i can’t do this i can’t do this mannequins and puppets they trigger some sort of fight or flight in me and i can’t be watching this video next one when i tell you puppets and mannequins moving on their own is like one of my biggest fears yeah if for whatever reason i ever do like a meet and greet or something and someone brings a mannequin they are getting punched in the absolute spleen this video is called 07-27-1978 2.
4 million views 82 000 likes and it was uploaded by lasagna cat it just says it all doesn’t it really why am i getting ads for peppa pig now where could my pipe be i’m not doing this guys if you enjoyed this video please like down below as always you appreciate it subscribe to the channel if you’re new and yeah new videos every single wednesday and sunday peace you. .