Agent Jonesy meets Trons Grid Warriors

Feb 12, 2021 13:00 · 595 words · 3 minute read

​​​ ​Reality Log:​ ​​ ​​​ ​Reality Log:​ ​​ ​​​ ​MCP-82​ ​​ ​​​ ​MCP-82​ ​​ ​​​ ​*​jonesy awaken the ancient evil covid​ ​​ ​​​ ​​jonesy awaken the ancient evil covid*​ ​​ ​​​ ​There we go!​ ​​ ​​​ ​There we go!​ ​​ ​​​ ​*cough*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*cough*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*more cough*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*more cough*​ ​​ ​​​ ​ok​ ​​ ​​​ ​ok​ ​​ ​​​ ​*more cough the sequel*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*more cough the sequel*​ ​​ ​​​ ​that’s dusty​ ​​ ​​​ ​that’s dusty​ ​​ ​​​ ​so according to my source​ ​​ ​​​ ​so according to my source​ ​​ ​​​ ​so according to my sauce​ ​​ ​​​ ​so according to my sauce​ ​​ ​​​ ​I can get in touch with my next target​ ​​ ​​​ ​I can get in touch with my next target​ ​​ ​​​ ​using this… . !​ ​​ ​​​ ​using this… . !​ ​​ ​​​ ​incredibly​ ​​ ​​​ ​incredibly​ ​​ ​​​ ​old computer​ ​​ ​​​ ​old computer​ ​​ ​​​ ​how do I even?​ ​​ ​​​ ​how do I even?​ ​​ ​​​ ​turn this. . ​ ​​ ​​​ ​turn this. . ​ ​​ ​​​ ​thing​ ​​ ​​​ ​thing​ ​​ ​​​ ​Oh​ ​​ ​​​ ​Oh​ ​​ ​​​ ​Ha!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Ha!​ ​​ ​​​ ​there it is!​ ​​ ​​​ ​there it is!​ ​​ ​​​ ​*pc boot up*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*pc boot up​ ​​ ​​​ ​​G​A​M​I​N​G PC BOOT UP​ ​​ ​​​ ​​G​A​M​I​N​G PC BOOT UP​ ​​ ​​​ ​​G​A​M​I​N​G WINDOWS 95 BOOT UP​ ​​ ​​​ ​​G​A​M​I​N​G WINDOWS 95 BOOT UP*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*internal pc boot up*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*internal pc boot up*​ ​​ ​​​ ​Ugh… ​ ​​ ​​​ ​Ugh… ​ ​​ ​​​ ​Ugh… ​ ​​ ​​​ ​Ugh… ​ ​​ ​​​ ​is there supposed to be a smell?​ ​​ ​​​ ​is there supposed to be a smell?​ ​​ ​​​ ​*jonesy microwave gaming*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*jonesy microwave gaming*​ ​​ ​​​ ​careful you don’t wear out all your​ ​​ ​​​ ​careful you don’t wear out all your​ ​​ ​​​ ​BYTES there old timer!​ ​​ ​​​ ​BYTES there old timer!​ ​​ ​​​ ​*pc descending from heaven*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*pc descending from heaven*​ ​​ ​​​ ​There we go!​ ​​ ​​​ ​There we go!​ ​​ ​​​ ​press any key to continue​ ​​ ​​​ ​press any key to continue​ ​​ ​​​ ​*enter*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*enter*​ ​​ ​​​ ​any key but ​THAT key​ ​​ ​​​ ​any key but ​THAT key​ ​​ ​​​ ​*power button*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*power button*​ ​​ ​​​ ​or ​That key​ ​​ ​​​ ​or ​That key​ ​​ ​​​ ​or… !​ ​​ ​​​ ​or… !​ ​​ ​​​ ​*sign*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*sign*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*ACTUAL KEY PRESS INTENSIFIES*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*ACTUAL KEY PRESS INTENSIFIES*​ ​​ ​​​ ​you know what?​ ​​ ​​​ ​you know what?​ ​​ ​​​ ​I’m just gonna~​ ​​ ​​​ ​I’m just gonna~​ ​​ ​​​ ​hit it a little.

​ ​​ ​​​ ​hit it a little. ​ ​​ ​​​ ​*midas… SMASH*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*midas… SMASH*​ ​​ ​​​ ​NN?!​ ​​ ​​​ ​NN?!​ ​​ ​​​ ​*rtx card explodes*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*rtx card explodes*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*program starts working… *​ ​​ ​​​ ​*program starts working… *​ ​​ ​​​ ​Aha!​ ​​ ​​​ ​Aha!​ ​​ ​​​ ​it understands fear​ ​​ ​​​ ​it understands fear​ ​​ ​​​ ​we have progress​ ​​ ​​​ ​we have progress​ ​​ ​​​ ​alright, what does that say?​ ​​ ​​​ ​alright, what does that say?​ ​​ ​​​ ​make yourself​ ​​ ​​​ ​make yourself​ ​​ ​​​ ​comfortable?​ ​​ ​​​ ​comfortable?​ ​​ ​​​ ​what is that supposed to~?​ ​​ ​​​ ​what is that supposed to~?​ ​​ ​​​ ​meaaaaAHHHH​ ​​ ​​​ ​meaaaaAHHHH​ ​​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ ​​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ ​​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​ ​​ ​​​ ​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​ ​​ ​​​ ​*jonesy’s kidnaped*​ ​​ ​​​ ​*jonesy’s kidnaped*​ ​​ ​.